April 8, 2026 • 3 min readBam-Bam Sally
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“Sally mouth big but Sally heart bigger. Mostly de mouth though.”
Read More → March 24, 2026 • 5 min readBam-Bam Sally
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💅 BAM-BAM SALLY’S SATURDAY SPECIAL
The Column That Knows Everything (Fictionally)
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Darlings, Bam-Bam Sally is back.
It’s been a week. You know what I mean. You KNOW.
Read More → March 19, 2026 • 3 min readBam-Bam Sally
Bam-Bam Sally is a fictional neighbourhood auntie. Her opinions are her own. All gossip is fictional.
Adjusts housedress. Leans on gate. Begins.
So I hear oil reach one hundred dollars a barrel. ONE HUNDRED. And I say to my neighbour — de nice one, not de one with de dog — I say, “You feel we gon see any of dat?” And she look at me. And I look at she. And we both start laugh until we nearly fall down. Because we know, darling. We KNOW.
Read More → February 12, 2026 • 3 min readThe Rumor Mill
Bam-Bam Sally
Chile, CHILE. Bam-Bam Sally ain’t sleep since yesterday and I ain’t plan to sleep tonight neither because this SOCU business got Georgetown buzzing like Stabroek Market on a Saturday morning.
Rumor #1: Freedom House Got Very Busy Last Night
Now Sally ain’t saying and Sally ain’t implying, but a VERY reliable source — and by reliable I mean she does sell doubles right across the road from Freedom House — tell me that some VERY interesting activity was happening at PPP headquarters last night. Vehicles pulling up. Papers moving. People looking nervous.
Read More → February 11, 2026 • 5 min readRumor Mill
Bam-Bam Sally
Bam-Bam Sally heard that somebody in the diaspora paid Bad Bunny to wave the Guyana flag, a certain pump station contractor is hiding from the Minister, and the blacklist is longer than 30 names.
Read More → February 7, 2026 • 5 min readBam-Bam Sally
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Bam-Bam Sally back with de freshest fictional gossip! Carnival costumes, stadium VIP passes, mining camp drama, and who wedding get postpone AGAIN!
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