April 11, 2026 • 3 min readBounty Board
⚠️ The Bounty Board is satirical fiction. All ‘wanted notices’ target fictional situations, systems, and concepts — never real individuals. Published every Saturday.
🎯 BOUNTY BOARD
Week of April 6–11, 2026
“Wanted: answers. Reward: closure.”
🔴 WANTED: THE CORENTYNE RIVER FEES SOLUTION
Status: At large since approximately forever
Last seen: Being discussed at a press conference
Description: A bilateral agreement between Guyana and Suriname that would resolve the controversial charges imposed on vessels using the Corentyne River. Described as “imminent” multiple times. Has not appeared.
Reward: Regional trade goodwill and the gratitude of every boat captain on the river
Tip line: Ask the Ministry. Then ask again. Then wait.
Read More → March 24, 2026 • 4 min readBounty Board
Weekly Feature
📌 THE BOUNTY BOARD
Community Notices, Events & Things Worth Knowing
Week of March 24, 2026
The Bounty Board collects community notices, upcoming events, and things happening around Guyana. Submissions are fictional/illustrative — if you have a real notice, contact us at guyanadailybrief@gmail.com.
📅 EVENTS THIS WEEK
EAST BANK INTER-VILLAGE FOOTBALL TOURNAMENT
Ongoing through the week at Eccles EE Ground. Day three action has been underway. Several upsets reported — underdogs showing up. Football fans in the area should check the schedule and get out to the ground.
Read More → March 19, 2026 • 3 min readBounty Board
The Bounty Board: fictional rewards for fictional problems. All listings satirical.
🔴 WANTED: Whoever designed the road markings on a certain roundabout in Georgetown
The markings suggest going left means going right, straight means something else, and the yield sign is decorative. Three near-accidents last Tuesday alone. One driver stopped in the middle of the roundabout and got out to look at the lines from different angles. He’s still not sure.
Read More → February 7, 2026 • 3 min readBounty Board
Weekly Feature
Community events, deadlines, and happenings across Guyana! Bayroc Stadium opening, T20 World Cup schedule, Mashramani calendar, Elite League Cup, blood drive, and more!
Read More → January 31, 2026 • 4 min readBounty Board
The Bounty Board is a community service feature. We share notices in good faith but cannot verify all listings. Always use caution and verify information independently.
🎯 THE BOUNTY BOARD — JANUARY 31, 2026
Your community bulletin board for events, notices, and happenings across Guyana!
🏟️ EVENTS THIS WEEKEND
🏇 Banks Classic Horse Racing — TOMORROW, February 1
Port Mourant Turf Club, Berbice. Ten races, $12.75 million combined purse. First event of de Guyana Cup Nomination Series 2026. Gates open early. Bring yuh binoculars and yuh betting money!
Read More → January 24, 2026 • 3 min readBounty Board
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🎉 UPCOMING EVENTS
This Weekend
🏏 Cricket Match
- What: Local clubs friendly match
- Where: GCC Ground, Bourda
- When: Sunday, January 25, 9am
- Entry: Free — bring yuh cooler!
🎵 Gospel Concert
- What: “Praise in the Park” — Multiple local artists
- Where: National Park, Georgetown
- When: Sunday, January 25, 4pm-8pm
- Entry: Free, donations welcome
🎨 Art Exhibition
- What: “Guyana Rising” — Local artists showcase
- Where: Castellani House
- When: Saturday-Sunday, 10am-4pm
- Entry: Free
Next Week
📚 Book Fair
Read More → January 19, 2026 • 5 min readBounty Board
Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat even supporters does wonder about.” All rewards are subject to availability, mood, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.
🎯 WELCOME TO DE BOUNTY BOARD
Awright family! Is Uncle Ramesh here, coming to you LIVE from me recliner in Queens!
Now look — me always saying de government doing GREAT tings. 37,000 solar panels! New airstrips! Bridges! Development EVERYWHERE!
Read More → January 17, 2026 • 5 min readBounty Board
Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are purely satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat everybody thinking but nobody saying.” All rewards are subject to availability, government approval, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.
🎯 WELCOME TO DE BOUNTY BOARD
Awright, awright, awright! Is Uncle Ramesh here. Now look, me always saying de government doing great tings. GREAT TINGS! But even me, de biggest supporter, got a few… let we call dem “curiosities.”
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