Opinion

Uncle Ramesh Responds: 'Finally Somebody Standing Up for Democracy!'

Uncle Ramesh Opinion

Uncle Ramesh celebrates the Opposition Leader election announcement, defends Georgetown’s garbage situation, and explains why solar power proves the PPP is the best thing since sliced bread.

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Uncle Ramesh Responds: Hotels Mean JOBS, Women Cricketers Making Us PROUD, and Stop Complaining!

Uncle Ramesh Opinion

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Women’s T20 squad, defends the hotel boom, explains why digital health records are PROGRESS, and asks why the Brief can’t just be happy for once.

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Uncle Ramesh: Solar Success, Security Solutions, and Stop Crying Over Cricket!

Response Uncle Ramesh Opinion

Uncle Ramesh responds to the Daily Brief’s negativity with FACTS about solar investment, the government’s swift response to security issues, and a reminder that our women cricketers are STILL defending champions!

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Uncle Ramesh: Why All This Oil Drama Is Just Opposition Noise

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🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾

Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown


Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! 🌎

Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.


🛢️ THE OIL “CRISIS” THAT ISN’T

De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!

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😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Government Does De Math Right (For Once)

Opinion Uncle Ramesh

Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.

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Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Jokes About Laws While Missing the Point Entirely!

Opinion Uncle Ramesh

Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.

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😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Numbers Tell De REAL Story

Opinion Uncle Ramesh

Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!

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Uncle Ramesh: Census Critics Don't Understand How Government Works

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Uncle Ramesh’s Take

Straight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown

Listen, I’m reading all these opposition newspapers complaining about the census taking 4 years. You know what? They don’t understand how real governance works.

Let me break it down for you.


📊 CENSUS TOOK 4 YEARS? THAT’S CALLED BEING THOROUGH!

All these critics crying “4 years is too long!” You know what I say? Quality over speed!

878,674 people on census day 2022
956,044 projected by end 2024

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Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Writes a Whole Article and STILL Misses The Point!

Uncle Ramesh Opinion

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Sunday, January 11, 2026


[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]


Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!

And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!

Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).

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Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!

Uncle Ramesh Opinion

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Saturday, January 10, 2026


[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]


Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!

Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!

Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.


âš¡ 69,000 VOLTS: THE BRIEF FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT

The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”

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Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?

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CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Friday, January 9, 2026


[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]


STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!

This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?

Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).


GE UNIT" - CUTE HEADLINE, WRONG TAKE

The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”

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Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!

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CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Thursday, January 8, 2026


[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]


Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.

This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!

Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.

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