April 10, 2026 • 4 min readTraffic Report
🚗 DJ ROADBLOCK — Friday April 10, 2026 🚗
Spinning the hits and dodging the potholes since forever
Goooood morning Georgetown! It is FRIDAY and DJ Roadblock is LIVE in your ears, your eyes, and unfortunately also in your windshield because traffic is not playing today, people. Buckle up. Literally. It is the law and also survival.
🔴 EAST BANK DEMERARA: FULL LOCKDOWN ENERGY
People. East Bank this morning is what the government would describe as “a dynamic transportation situation” and what everyone sitting in it is describing as something I cannot print. The usual suspects: school drop-off traffic converging with people heading to Georgetown for work, construction equipment parked in a way that suggests the operator believes cars are optional, and that one minibus that has decided its personal schedule supersedes all traffic laws and the concept of lanes.
Read More → March 27, 2026 • 3 min readTraffic Report
Disclaimer: DJ Roadblock’s Traffic Report is satirical commentary on Guyana’s road infrastructure and general traffic situations. No specific individuals are referenced or targeted. This is entertainment about SYSTEMS and SITUATIONS, not people.
🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GUYANA! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard, Friday afternoon edition — and bai, is a special week because the GOVERNMENT just CLAIMED twenty-two streets in Georgetown and now everybody arguing about who responsible for de potholes!
Read More → January 19, 2026 • 5 min readTraffic Report
Disclaimer: DJ Roadblock’s Traffic Report is satirical commentary on Guyana’s road infrastructure and general traffic situations. No specific individuals are referenced or targeted. This is entertainment about SYSTEMS and SITUATIONS, not people.
🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GUYANA! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard, dodging potholes like is a video game! Sunday edition, baby — even de roads need a day of rest, but dem ain’t getting one!
Read More → January 16, 2026 • 2 min readTraffic Report
🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GEORGETOWN! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard of me lil Raum, stuck behind a minibus dat ain’t move in 20 minutes!
🚗 This Week’s Road Disasters
Sheriff Street Crater Update: Dat pothole by de KFC? She get BIGGER, family. Man tell me he see a Fielder go down in deh last Tuesday and ain’t come back out yet. If you driving Sheriff Street, say a prayer and hug de left side.
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