Uncle Ramesh from Queens explains why the Opposition Leader delay is actually democracy at work, the Police Academy scandal is opposition propaganda, and Georgetown garbage is a City Hall problem.
Read More βFrom Queens, New York β Where we understand fiscal responsibility π¬πΎπ½
Ah, another day, another set of headlines from Guyana that the critics want to twist into something negative. But Uncle Ramesh here to set the record straight for all my fellow Guyanese overseas who want to understand what’s REALLY happening in we homeland.
So the President said cash grants are “not sustainable,” and suddenly everybody vex? Let me ask you something: which responsible government just keeps handing out money without a plan?
Read More βUncle Ramesh’s pro-government perspective from Queens, NY. He reads the same news and sees something completely different!
Eh eh! So now Winston Jordan, the former APNU+AFC Finance Minister, finally come out and admit what we been saying all along - THEY signed a bad deal with Exxon!
Not PPP. Not Jagdeo. Not Ali. THEM.
Jordan himself say Guyana was “exploited” and they signed away 600 blocks instead of 60. He blaming Venezuela pressure and failing industries, but lemme tell you something - that’s called making excuses for incompetence.
Read More βUncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Women’s T20 squad, defends the hotel boom, explains why digital health records are PROGRESS, and asks why the Brief can’t just be happy for once.
Read More βUncle Ramesh responds to the Daily Brief’s negativity with FACTS about solar investment, the government’s swift response to security issues, and a reminder that our women cricketers are STILL defending champions!
Read More βStraight Talk from Queens to Georgetown
Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! π
Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.
De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!
So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!
Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!
(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) π
What Comedy Crew Said:
What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):
Read More βUncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.
Read More βUncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.
Read More βUncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Read More βStraight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown
Listen, I’m reading all these opposition newspapers complaining about the census taking 4 years. You know what? They don’t understand how real governance works.
Let me break it down for you.
All these critics crying “4 years is too long!” You know what I say? Quality over speed!
878,674 people on census day 2022
956,044 projected by end 2024
Your Uncle from the Diaspora Who Actually Reads Past the Headlines
Greetings from Toronto, where it cold like ice but me heart warm with pride! β
Ayuh know Uncle Ramesh don’t like to complain. Me sit down every morning with me tea, reading all four newspapers, and today me had to say β why everybody so negative? The government doing WORK! But all some people want to do is find fault. Well, not today. Today, Uncle Ramesh going set the record straight.
Read More βSunday, January 11, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]
Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!
And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!
Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).
Read More βSaturday, January 10, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]
Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!
Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!
Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.
The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”
Read More βFriday, January 9, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]
STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!
This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?
Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).
The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”
Read More βThursday, January 8, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]
Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.
This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!
Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.
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