Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Saturday, January 10, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]

Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!

Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!

Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.

âš¡ 69,000 VOLTS: THE BRIEF FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT

The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”

Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Friday, January 9, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]

STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!

This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?

Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).

GE UNIT" - CUTE HEADLINE, WRONG TAKE

The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”

Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Thursday, January 8, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]

Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.

This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!

Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.