☕ The Daily Brief – Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Opposition Leader arrested for being 35 minutes late to court. An NCN cameraman brought a gun to the same court. Hakeem …

🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle from Queens and sets the record straight on Energy Conference, telemedicine, airports, …

Monday's Guyana Brief: Azruddin Shows Up Late to His Own Extradition, the Haags Bosch Office Hits $19.6 Billion, and Single Mothers Get Eviction Notices

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Monday, where the Opposition Leader can’t show up on time to his own …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: Mortgages, Nurses, and the Brief's Selective Memory

Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant from Berbice, now living in Queens, New York. He reads the papers — especially the …

Sunday's Guyana Brief: Stabroek News Dies, Nobody Gets Their Money, and Kingston Wharf Belongs to Oil People Now

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Sunday, where we pour one out for Stabroek News, the government pretends to be sad …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: The Government Building, Not Destroying — Read the Chronicle, Not the Obituaries

Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant from Berbice, now living in Queens, New York. He reads the papers himself — …

Daily Brief – February 14, 2026

Happy Valentine’s Day, Guyana. Love is in the air. And so is the smell of flooding, budget drama, and the slow …

☕ The Daily Brief – Friday, February 13, 2026

Stabroek News announces closure after 39 years. Georgetown swamped by 4-inch rainfall. Mohamed’s cambio evidence …

Uncle Ramesh Take – Friday, February 13, 2026

A Pro-Government Perspective from Queens, NY 🗽🇬🇾

Nephew and Niece Dem,

Happy Friday from Queens! And before anybody …

Uncle Ramesh Says: 'SOCU Doing Exactly What Law Enforcement Supposed To Do'

Alright, alright, alright. Leh me understand this properly.

A man who is sanctioned by the United States Treasury. A man …

SOCU Raids Shut-Down Business, Finds Less Money Than What's In Your NIS Account

The Big Story: SOCU Descends On Lombard Street Like Is D-Day

Twenty Special Organised Crime Unit officers. One sniffer …

Wednesday's Guyana Brief - Corruption Score: We Moved ONE Point, 30 Contractors Blacklisted, and the Flag That Started a War

Guyana crawls up ONE spot on the corruption index, 30 contractors get blacklisted, Ali tours Brazil’s gas plant, …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: 'ONE Point? That's PROGRESS, Beta!'

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the corruption index improvement, explains why 30 blacklisted contractors proves the …

Tuesday Brief: Ali Collects Medal in Brazil While Budget Debate Wreckage Still Smouldering

Your Tuesday rundown from all four papers. Grab your coffee, this one’s spicy.

🏅 Ali Gets Medal, Country Gets …

Uncle Ramesh Take: Dey Giving de Man Medal and All-You Still Complaining?

Uncle Ramesh read de papers from Brooklyn dis morning and he got PLENTY to say.

Eh-eh! So de President gone Brazil, get …

Monday Brief: Auditor General Goes Silent While Billions Vanish, 77 Cubans Screened for Trafficking, and Hetmyer Breaks a World Cup Record

Christopher Ram questions whether the Auditor General is actually auditing anything, 77 Cubans are screened for …

Uncle Ramesh Take: Two Guyanese Boys Own de World Cup, But de Brief Want Talk About Auditor General

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates Hetmyer and Shepherd’s World Cup heroics, praises the Bayroc Stadium opening, …

Sunday Brief: Exxon Now Owns ALL Four Oil Ships, Finance Minister Drops Pablo Escobar Reference, and a Miracle Baby at GPHC

☀️ Good Morning, Guyana! It’s Sunday, February 8, 2026. Mashramani season is building, Black History Month is in …

🇬🇾 Saturday Brief: Opposition Leader Rips Budget, Secret Extradition Revealed, and Linden Gets a Stadium

Opposition Leader Mohamed delivers maiden budget speech and it’s a SCORCHER, a secret US extradition request …

👴🏾 Uncle Ramesh: Stadium Opening Day! PROGRESS You Can TOUCH! While Opposition Leader Talks Nonsense!

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Bayroc Stadium opening, praises Ali’s mining support package, and has …

Friday's Guyana Brief - Venezuela Still Scary, MP Falls in Parliament, 53,000 Weed Plants Burned, and the Budget Debate Rolls On Like a Runaway Canter

President Ali tells the army ‘don’t blink’ on Venezuela, an MP fractures her ankle falling in …

Uncle Ramesh's Take: The President Standing Strong While They Nitpick Everything

Uncle Ramesh from Queens breaks down why President Ali’s GDF speech was exactly what Guyana needed, the budget …

Thursday's Guyana Brief — Four Dead on Vessel, Mohameds Lose Court Fight, Opposition Leader Gets No Car or Security, and $2 Billion to Fix Stabroek Market

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Thursday, where four families are mourning men who went to work and never came home, …

Uncle Ramesh's Thursday Response — 'This Government Building the Future While Opposition Playing Victim'

Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant living in Queens, New York. He reads all four Guyanese papers every morning and …

☕ Wednesday Brief: Budget Day 2 Turns Into WWE SmackDown, Speaker Nadir's Press Crackdown Gets EVERYBODY Vex, and the Oil Fund About to Get US$2.8 Billion It Won't Keep

Budget Day 2 delivers absolute chaos as government and opposition clash over everything from sugar to Amerindians. …

Uncle Ramesh's Take — 'Dem Got a Plan fuh Everything and All Dem Could Do is Complain!'

Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle and can’t believe the opposition still complaining while the government …

Tuesday's Guyana Brief — Budget Debate Opens With Animal Noises, Speaker Locks Out Press, and President Flies to Belize to Tell Them How Great Guyana Is

The 2026 budget debate opened with heckling and bizarre animal noises, Speaker Nadir brought back COVID rules to limit …

Uncle Ramesh's Take — 'Dem Cyaan See Progress If Yuh Put Blindfold Pon Dem Eye'

Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle cover to cover, watches the budget debate livestream from Queens, and can’t …

☕ Monday Brief: Budget Debate D-Day, Mohameds Ruling Today, and Georgetown Gets a Fancy New Hotel

Budget 2026 debate opens in the National Assembly, the Acting CJ rules on the Mohameds extradition challenge TODAY, …

Uncle Ramesh: 'Budget 2026 Is What Development Looks Like — Take Notes!'

Uncle Ramesh reads the papers independently and finds plenty to celebrate: Budget 2026’s massive investments, a …

☕ Sunday Brief: Budget Debate Opens Monday, Cement Truck Kills on Demerara Bridge, and the Government Discovers 'Late Movers' Advantage'

Budget 2026 debate starts Monday while Finance Minister discovers Guyana has a ’late movers’ …

🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh: Budget 2026 Is a Masterclass, the Development Bank Is Revolutionary, and the Brief Needs an Economics Lesson

Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle, celebrates Budget 2026 and the new Development Bank, and wonders why the Brief …

☕ The Guyana Daily Brief – Saturday, January 31, 2026

Your daily satirical roundup of Guyanese news. We read the papers so you don’t have to — but yuh still should!

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Friday Brief: GRA Officers Fired Over Mohamed Vehicle Transfers, RUSAL Returns, and Christopher Ram Prescribes Fiscal Ozempic

Your 5-minute satirical summary of Guyana’s Friday papers. We read the news so you can laugh at it! 🇬🇾

🎯 THE BIG …

De Daily Brief – Wednesday, January 29, 2026

Your daily dose of Guyanese news, served with a side of pepper sauce 🌶️

💰 GRA Officers Getting Lock Up Over Azruddin …

Wednesday Brief: The Fugitive is Official, Budget Bonanza Continues, and Mia Mottley Goes for the Three-Peat

Azruddin Mohamed is now officially Guyana’s Opposition Leader despite US indictments. Meanwhile, Budget 2026 …

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Still Can't Give Credit Where Credit Due!

Uncle Ramesh responds to The Brief’s coverage of Budget 2026 and the Opposition Leader election from his couch in …

The Guyana Daily Brief - Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Budget 2026 aftermath: $1.588 trillion in promises, 15,000 house lots, a school for autistic children, and the …

Uncle Ramesh: DIS IS HOW YOU BUILD A NATION! Budget 2026 is HISTORIC!

Uncle Ramesh celebrates Budget 2026 from Queens — praising the historic investments in housing, tourism, autism …

Monday Brief: Budget Day Showdown, Opposition's 'Fugitive' Gets His Day, and Berbice Gets a Stadium

It’s the Super Bowl of Guyanese politics: Budget 2026 drops while the opposition elects an ‘international …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: BUDGET 2026 IS HERE! $100,000 For EVERYBODY While Opposition Busy Electing Fugitives!

Uncle Ramesh celebrates Budget 2026 and the $100,000 cash grant while questioning why the opposition is electing a man …

Saturday Brief: D-Day for Opposition Leader Vote Tomorrow

Your satirhat look at today’s Guyanese newspapers — because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying 🇬🇾

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Uncle Ramesh Take: Why All Dis Noise About One Simple Vote?

Uncle Ramesh, retired accountant from Queens, NY, no longer reads all four papers online but still has PLENTY to say …

The Daily Brief: Saturday, January 24, 2026

Your satirical summary of Guyana’s news — Read all four papers in 5-6 minutes so you don’t have to!

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Friday Brief: US Ambassador Says Nadir Can Have His Opinion, APAD Warns Against Fugitive Opposition Leader, Tourism Minister Takes River Cruise

US Ambassador Theriot diplomatically sidesteps the Speaker drama, APAD joins the chorus against electing Mohamed, …

Uncle Ramesh: Ambassador Theriot GETS IT, APAD Speaking FACTS, and River Cruises? This is PROGRESS!

Uncle Ramesh from Queens applauds Ambassador Theriot’s diplomatic wisdom, celebrates APAD for putting country over …

Wednesday Brief: Speaker Nadir Says Electing 'International Fugitive' Would Stain Parliament, 70kg Cocaine Bust, Belgium Wants to Build Our Ports

Speaker Nadir drops the ‘international fugitive’ bomb on WIN, 70kg of cocaine found in Parika, Belgium wants …

Tuesday Brief: Opposition Leader Coming Monday, Police Academy Scandal, and Georgetown Is STILL a Dumpster Fire

Opposition Leader election finally set for Monday, Police Academy sexual exploitation scandal rocks the force, and …

Wednesday Brief: Opposition Leader Monday Showdown, Solar Power for Linden, and Georgetown's Garbage Emergency

Speaker Nadir finally schedules Opposition Leader vote for Monday while calling candidate an ‘international …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: 'Finally Somebody Standing Up for Democracy!'

Uncle Ramesh celebrates the Opposition Leader election announcement, defends Georgetown’s garbage situation, and …

Tuesday Brief: Cash Grants Are So Last Year, Georgetown Is a Dumpster Fire, and Teachers Want Answers

Your 5-minute Guyanese news circus — now with 100% less cash grants ☕🇬🇾

💸 CASH GRANTS: “NOT SUSTAINABLE” — …

☕ Monday Brief: Former Finance Minister Admits Exxon Exploited Us, Venezuela Border Watch, and Pay-To-Party Culture

Your 5-minute satirical summary of Guyana’s Monday papers. We read the news so you can laugh at it!

🎯 The Big …

Sunday's Guyana Brief - Hotels Multiply, Health Goes Digital, and Cricket Women Keep Winning

Another US$18M hotel opens, your medical records go online, President Ali says cash grants aren’t sustainable …

Uncle Ramesh Responds: Hotels Mean JOBS, Women Cricketers Making Us PROUD, and Stop Complaining!

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Women’s T20 squad, defends the hotel boom, explains why digital health …

Saturday's Guyana Brief: Toy Guns Guarding Your Groceries, Solar Power Rising, and Guyana Women Battle Jamaica Tonight!

Security guards caught with toy guns at supermarkets, US$8.14M solar farm lights up Charity, GBTI launches private …

Uncle Ramesh: Solar Success, Security Solutions, and Stop Crying Over Cricket!

Uncle Ramesh responds to the Daily Brief’s negativity with FACTS about solar investment, the government’s …

Uncle Ramesh: Why All This Oil Drama Is Just Opposition Noise

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾

Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown

Greetings from New York, where is cold but not …

Friday's Guyana Brief - Oil Wells Racing to Empty, Speaker Races to India

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, …

🔍 [CRITICAL] Wednesday Brief: Guyanese Takes IICA Helm, Census Controversy, and Cybercrime Crackdown

Muhammad Ibrahim becomes IICA Director-General, census data sparks housing debate, cybercrime law faces criticism, and …

😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Government Does De Math Right (For Once)

Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, …

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Jokes About Laws While Missing the Point Entirely!

Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the …

🔍 [CRITICAL] Monday Brief: Crime Stats, Search & Rescue Upgrade, and Traffic Chaos

Murders up 11% despite overall crime drop, new $123M search and rescue system launched, over 3,100 traffic offences in …

😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Numbers Tell De REAL Story

Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. …

Uncle Ramesh: Census Critics Don't Understand How Government Works

Uncle Ramesh’s Take

Straight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown

Listen, I’m reading all these opposition …

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Writes a Whole Article and STILL Misses The Point!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Sunday, January 11, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The …

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Saturday, January 10, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in …

Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Friday, January 9, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s …

Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Thursday, January 8, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in …