🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GEORGETOWN! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard of me lil Raum, stuck behind a minibus dat ain’t move in 20 minutes!
🚗 This Week’s Road Disasters
Sheriff Street Crater Update: Dat pothole by de KFC? She get BIGGER, family. Man tell me he see a Fielder go down in deh last Tuesday and ain’t come back out yet. If you driving Sheriff Street, say a prayer and hug de left side.
Regent Street Flooding: Two drops of rain fall yesterday and Regent Street turn into de Demerara River. I see a man paddling he bicycle like is a kayak. Somebody tell de Mayor dat drain ting he promise in 2024 still ain’t reach!
Minibus Madness on Camp Street: Route 42 bus nearly knock me side mirror clean off dis morning. De driver cussing ME like is MY fault he driving pon de wrong side! Den he stop dead in de middle of de road to pick up a passenger. NO SIGNAL. NO WARNING. Just STOP.
🏆 Worst Driver of the Week
Black Prado, license plate ending in “BOSS” - You know who you are. You run THREE red lights on Main Street yesterday, nearly flatten a schoolchild, den park SIDEWAYS across two handicap spots at MovieTowne. You nah BOSS - you a MENACE.
💡 DJ Roadblock’s Tip of the Week
If you driving on Vlissengen Road after 5pm, just turn around and go home. Sleep in you car. Call you boss and say you coming tomorrow. Because dat traffic ain’t moving and you go dead of old age before you reach Kitty.
Stay safe out deh, Georgetown! Dis is DJ Roadblock signing off. BEEP BEEP! 🚗📻