Investment advice for patriots who believe in Guyana’s future! 💰🇬🇾

📈 MARKET OVERVIEW

Good evening, fellow patriots and future millionaires!

The Guyana Stock Exchange had another week of trading, with consideration of $43.5M from 211,088 shares in 48 transactions. That’s up from last week! The market BELIEVES in Guyana!

🔥 HOT PICKS THIS WEEK

1. RIVER CRUISE ADJACENT INVESTMENTS

Minister Rodrigues just toured the “One Freedom” cruise ship. You know what this means? RIVER TOURISM IS COMING.

Patriot Play: Any business near the Demerara River that could benefit from tourist foot traffic. Think about it — 46 rooms of tourists need:

  • Food
  • Souvenirs
  • Taxi services
  • “Authentic Guyanese Experiences”

Disclaimer: This is satire. We are not actual financial advisors. We just love Guyana.

2. FIBRE OPTIC SERVICES

200 newly certified technicians entering the market. But you know what 200 technicians need?

  • Tools
  • Vehicles
  • Uniforms
  • Lunch

Patriot Play: The businesses that SERVICE the service providers. That’s where the smart money goes.

3. HINTERLAND AIRSTRIP ADJACENT

Roraima Airways cutting fares 7% because of improved airstrips. More people flying = more economic activity in the hinterland.

Patriot Play: Lethem-adjacent anything. That border town about to BOOM.

📉 WHAT TO AVOID

❌ OPPOSITION LEADER FUTURES

Look, we not political analysts here at Patriots Portfolio, but we CAN read the room. Everyone — and we mean EVERYONE — saying don’t elect someone under indictment.

If you was thinking about investing in anything tied to WIN’s political future… maybe wait until Monday meeting and see how this plays out.

❌ TABATINGA CONSTRUCTION TIMELINE BETS

Four workers on site. $182 million project. We not touching that timeline prediction with a ten-foot pole.

💎 LONG-TERM PATRIOT HOLDS

Gas-to-Energy: Still on track for year-end. When that power plant comes online, electricity costs going DOWN and industrial capacity going UP. This is the generational play.

Bayrock Stadium: Opening January 31. Linden about to get a synthetic track, football field, and spectator stands. Regional sports development = regional economic development.

China-Guyana Friendship Park: Completing January 26. Family entertainment destination near the new bridge. Think about what businesses thrive near parks…

🎯 PATRIOTS PORTFOLIO WISDOM

“A true patriot invests in Guyana’s future. A smart patriot invests early.”

Remember: We’re not licensed financial advisors. We’re just extremely patriotic people who read the news and see opportunities everywhere.

The difference between you and a rich person? The rich person saw the opportunity BEFORE it was obvious.

Oil money flowing. Infrastructure building. Tourism expanding. Technical skills developing.

The question isn’t whether Guyana going up. The question is whether YOU going up with it.

📊 NEXT WEEK PREVIEW

  • Opposition Leader decision (Monday)
  • Bayrock Stadium opening preparations
  • Budget 2026 consultations continuing

Stay liquid, stay informed, stay PATRIOTIC.

This is Patriots Portfolio — where loving Guyana and loving money is the same thing!

DISCLAIMER: Patriots Portfolio is SATIRE. This is not actual financial advice. Do not make investment decisions based on a comedy column. Consult actual licensed professionals. We just here to make you laugh and think. 🇬🇾

“Invest in Guyana. Guyana investing in YOU.”