Yo, big up to everyone reading from the Bronx! Cousin Leroy here with the latest Jamaica vibes, posting from my apartment on Jerome Avenue where I have not been to Jamaica since 2019 but I stay very informed through my cousin Marcia who forwards me things on WhatsApp.
THE ECONOMY THING
People telling me Jamaica economy went down. Minus one percent or something. Listen, I don’t know much about that, but I DO know that every time I go back to visit (2019), the food was amazing, the people were warm, and nobody was walking around looking sad about any percent. So I’m not too worried. The World Bank doesn’t eat jerk chicken. What do they know.
Plus I heard Guyana growing 23 percent next year. And Guyana is right next to Jamaica. So that energy going to flow over, right? That’s how it works.
SCHOOL SHELTER SITUATION
My cousin Marcia sent me this story about children seeing inappropriate things in school shelters. That is terrible. Absolutely terrible. I am very concerned. What I think they should do is build better shelters. Or maybe some kind of partition. I’m going to post about it and tag the Ministry of Education.
A BISHOP GOT ELECTED
Some Reverend got elected Bishop of Montego Bay. Montego Bay is a very nice place. I stayed at a resort there once. Very spiritual vibes. Congratulations Bishop, God bless your ministry and keep Mobay safe.
PAPA MICHIGAN HEADLINE NYC GALA
Now THIS is what I’m talking about. Papa Michigan performing at the Team Jamaica Bickle gala in New York City! I have the ticket. I have the outfit. I have been practicing the words to Dangerous Match since last week. Wednesday April 8 is already a blessing just because of this announcement.
JA forever. The greatest.
Cousin Leroy. The Bronx. Fully invested in Jamaica from 1,500 miles away.