Jamaica, April 10. It is a Friday. Shanoya Douglas ran 22.11. A soldier killed his girlfriend. A bartender was shot in Red Bank. A Member of Parliament has been summoned by the Ethics Committee. The US dollar closed at $158.93. Normal.

JDF SOLDIER CHARGED, GIRLFRIEND DEAD

Damanice Tyrone Williamson, 27, a member of the Jamaica Defence Force, has been charged with the murder of his girlfriend Tanzanya Dunkley and remanded until May 20. He appeared in Manchester court. He raised his hands for the cameras in the way people do when they want to indicate they are handcuffed and should not be photographed like this. The court did not particularly care. Tanzanya Dunkley is dead. The JDF has not issued a statement that adds anything useful to this sentence.

BARTENDER SHOT DEAD IN ST. ELIZABETH

Police in St. Elizabeth are investigating the death of a bartender and nail technician in Red Bank, St. Elizabeth. The victim was shot. Robbery is theorised as the motive, which is police language for “we do not yet know but assume money was involved.” The victim had two jobs. That is the part of this story that sits heaviest. Two jobs. Friday night in Red Bank.

ATM ROBBERY IN ST. ANN, SECURITY GUARD SHOT

A security guard was shot and injured at a gas station in Draxhall, St. Ann, during an attempted ATM robbery on Friday morning. He was working. He was shot. The ATM apparently was not successfully robbed, which means the guard was shot for nothing. This is being reported as a crime story. It is also a labour story.

SHANOYA DOUGLAS: WORLD LEADS IN 100M AND 200M

Shanoya Douglas holds the world leading times in both the women’s 100m and 200m. She ran 22.11 seconds in the 200m this week, the fastest time in the world this season. The previous week she had already run the fastest 100m. She is doing this while Jamaica processes everything mentioned above, which is worth noting. The country simultaneously produces violence and 22.11. It produces grief and world leads. It always has.

MP GORDON SUMMONED BACK TO ETHICS COMMITTEE

PNP Leader of Opposition Business Phillip Paulwell is questioning why the Ethics Committee has decided to re-examine statements made by Member of Parliament Gordon in a closed-door session. Gordon has been summoned to return before the committee. Paulwell says this is irregular. The committee says it is necessary. The party is having internal weather. The details of what Gordon said in that room are not public. The fact that the committee wants to hear it again suggests the first time was not satisfying.

MSME ASSOCIATIONS CALL FOR POLICY REFORM

Three business associations — the SBAJ, the YEA, and a third — have united to push for policy reform and expanded opportunities for small and medium enterprises. They want financing, regulation eased, and government procurement to include them more. This is the same request these associations have made at every similar gathering for twenty years. The difference this time, they say, is that they are making it together. Solidarity. An unfamiliar concept in Jamaican business advocacy. We will see how it goes.

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