Back-a-Truck here, reporting from the actual back of an actual truck parked on Regent Street because that is where the stories live. Saturday morning in Guyana is its own entire genre of human experience, and today I have been taking notes.
Let me walk you through what I saw.
06:14 — Bourda Market, Opposite the Bus Park
A woman is arguing with a vendor about the price of bora. The bora is $400 a bundle. The woman is offering $300. The vendor says $400 is the price. The woman says last week it was $350. The vendor says last week was last week. The woman says her husband will be upset if she pays $400. The vendor says the husband is not the one selling the bora.
This goes on for eleven minutes.
The woman eventually pays $400. The vendor throws in an extra handful of bora and a small bundle of shado beni for free. Both walk away satisfied. This is how negotiation works in Guyana. It is not about the money. It is about the conversation.
06:47 — Stabroek Market, the Fish Section
A man is holding up a snapper that is, by any honest measure, at least two days old. He is trying to sell it as “this morning’s catch.” A woman looks at the fish. Looks at the man. Looks back at the fish.
She says, quietly: “This morning when?”
The man pauses. The fish is not making his case. The woman walks away. The man puts the fish back on the ice and mutters something I shall not repeat.
Five minutes later he is telling a different customer that the fish is “this morning’s catch.” The wheel of commerce turns.
07:02 — The “Gold” Watch Situation
A fellow approached me at the corner of Regent and Camp and asked, confidentially, whether I was interested in purchasing a “gold” watch. He pulled back his jacket to reveal a selection of three watches, all of which were, even from a distance, not gold.
I asked him how much.
He said $4,000. I said I was not in the market. He said $3,500. I said I was still not in the market. He said $2,500 and final. I said that the watches appeared to be, with respect, brass. He said “the brass is on the back. The front is gold.” I asked whether I could see the back. He declined.
We parted on friendly terms. He has moved down the block. He is now talking to a tourist who is wearing sandals in the wrong season. I wish that tourist luck.
07:31 — The Maxi Taxi Conductor
A maxi taxi on the Linden route stopped at Parliament building and the conductor leaned out to shout passenger counts. There were six seats left. He shouted “Linden, Linden, Linden!” for approximately forty seconds before a family of five approached with luggage.
The luggage was substantial. The family was asking if there was enough space.
The conductor, without looking at the luggage, said “yes yes yes, we have space, come come.”
The luggage was then revealed to include two large suitcases, a duffel bag, a child’s tricycle, and a sealed cardboard box of what appeared to be yams. The conductor stared at the yams for a long moment. He stared at the suitcases. He stared at the tricycle.
He then said, with the calm of a man who has accepted his fate: “We will make space.”
They made space. The maxi left with luggage on four people’s laps and the tricycle half-out the window. They are on the road to Linden. May God bless that journey.
08:05 — The Coconut Vendor’s Philosophical Moment
I stopped at a coconut vendor on Croal Street for a water. The vendor was Mr. Richard, a man I have known for a decade. He cut the coconut, handed it to me, and while I was drinking he delivered, unprompted, the following observation:
“You know why people does complain about de cost of living, Back-a-Truck? Because dey not paying attention to de weather.”
I asked him to elaborate.
He said: “When de weather change, de crop change. When de crop change, de price change. When de price change, dey does cry. But de weather been telling we for months what coming. Nobody listen to de weather.”
He is not wrong. I paid for the coconut and walked away.
Mr. Richard has been selling coconuts on Croal Street since 2011. He owns his pushcart, he owns two rental properties in Kitty, and his daughter is a practicing architect in London. He also pays attention to the weather. There is a pattern here.
08:42 — The Bicycle Man of Main Street
A man on a bicycle was carrying approximately fourteen plantain bunches on the handlebars and an additional six bunches balanced on the frame. He was pedaling, slowly, up Main Street. The plantains were obscuring his view. He was navigating by the feel of the road and, one presumes, prayer.
A car behind him honked.
The plantain man, without turning around, lifted one hand in the universal gesture of “I see you and I have decided you do not matter to me right now.” He continued pedaling at his pace.
The car eventually went around him. The plantains did not shift. The man continued on.
I do not know his destination. I hope he arrived.
09:13 — Water Street, the Phone Argument
A young woman is having an extraordinarily loud phone call outside the Courts department store. I am not going to reproduce the conversation, but I will note that she used the phrase “what you mean you busy?” four separate times in the span of two minutes, and the final usage was, by volume, loud enough that pedestrians on the opposite side of the street paused in their errands to confirm that they had heard correctly.
The person on the other end of the phone is having a very difficult Saturday.
09:30 — The Closing Reflection
Saturday in Georgetown is a city negotiating with itself. Every corner is a transaction, every transaction is a conversation, every conversation is — at some level — about whether the price is fair, whether the fish is fresh, whether the husband will be upset, whether the tricycle will fit, whether the brass is really gold.
None of this is on the national news. None of this will be reported in the next economic outlook. All of it is, however, the actual fabric of how this country lives. The back of my truck sees what the front of the newspaper does not.
Until next Saturday.
— Back-a-Truck