February 6, 2026 • 4 min readDJ Roadblock
Entertainment
DJ Roadblock brings you the Friday traffic chaos report — Dem Boys nailed it: more road just means more traffic. Plus the Eccles roundabout is still a parking lot, and the East Bank corridor has drivers questioning their life choices.
Read More → February 6, 2026 • 8 min readDaily Brief
News
President Ali tells the army ‘don’t blink’ on Venezuela, an MP fractures her ankle falling in Parliament, police burn 53,000 cannabis plants in Linden, Kaieteur calls the budget ‘matchless propaganda,’ and Dem Boys Seh more road just means more traffic. Your 5-minute Friday news circus.
Read More → February 6, 2026 • 5 min readPatriots Portfolio
Economy
This week’s Patriots Portfolio breaks down the biggest budget stories: the $1.588 trillion allocation, tourism boom, gold sector resurrection, cash grants debate, and what it all means for ordinary Guyanese trying to build wealth in the fastest-growing economy in the world.
Read More → February 6, 2026 • 5 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Uncle Ramesh from Queens breaks down why President Ali’s GDF speech was exactly what Guyana needed, the budget debate critics have no alternative plan, tourism is booming, and the opposition should stop complaining and start contributing.
Read More → February 5, 2026 • 5 min readCaribbean Brief
Regional News
Your weekly satirical roundup of Caribbean news beyond Guyana’s borders. Because the region is more than just one country. 🌴
🇧🇧 BARBADOS: ELECTION DAY IS WEDNESDAY
The Countdown:
Barbados heads to the polls on February 11, 2026 — just six days away.
The Players:
- BLP (Mia Mottley) — Going for the three-peat after 30-0 sweeps in 2018 and 2022
- DLP (Ralph Thorne) — Hoping to win… one seat? Maybe?
The Drama:
Read More → February 5, 2026 • 7 min readDaily Brief
News
Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Thursday, where four families are mourning men who went to work and never came home, the Mohameds just lost another legal battle, and the Opposition Leader discovered that the job comes with… well, nothing. No car. No security. Just vibes and an indictment.
Meanwhile, gold is over $5,000 an ounce but apparently we can’t find it, Speaker Nadir is still limiting journalists to a handful, and the government is promising to fix Stabroek Market — finally!
Read More → February 5, 2026 • 4 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Response
Uncle Ramesh is a retired accountant living in Queens, New York. He reads all four Guyanese papers every morning and sends his thoughts back home. He supports the PPP/C government and believes in giving credit where credit is due.
Good morning from Queens! 🇬🇾🇺🇸
Alright, alright. Me nephew does write that Daily Brief thing and sometimes he too cynical for he own good. Let me tell you what REALLY happening in Guyana right now.
Read More → February 4, 2026 • 9 min readDaily Brief
News
Budget Day 2 delivers absolute chaos as government and opposition clash over everything from sugar to Amerindians. Speaker Nadir’s media lockout draws fire from every direction. The Oil Fund expects US$2.8B this year — and critics say it’ll disappear just as fast. Plus: Panama opening an embassy, 9 million carbon credits, and the T20 World Cup starts Friday.
Read More → February 4, 2026 • 5 min readCaribbean Brief
Regional News
Barbados votes in 7 days with 93 candidates and Mottley going for a third term. The T20 World Cup starts Friday in India with West Indies facing Scotland. US military operations in the Caribbean continue dividing the region. Plus: Jamaica’s IMF lifeline, Trinidad’s police shooting scandal, and the CCJ President visits Barbados.
Read More → February 4, 2026 • 6 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Response
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle and can’t believe the opposition still complaining while the government delivering 53,000 house lots, 9 million carbon credits, and a five-year sugar plan. Plus: Panama opening an embassy, Lady Jags scoring 14 goals, and Minister Browne put Dawn Hastings in she place.
Read More → February 4, 2026 • 5 min readYouTube Scripts
Content
60-second and 4-minute HeyGen-ready scripts for Wednesday February 4, 2026.
Read More → February 3, 2026 • 5 min readCaribbean Brief
Regional News
The US military campaign in Caribbean waters has killed over 117 people, Barbados elections are 8 days away, Jamaica secured $415M in IMF emergency aid, Trinidad’s PM praised the boat strikes, and CARICOM can’t agree on anything except that things are complicated.
Read More → February 3, 2026 • 8 min readDaily Brief
News
The 2026 budget debate opened with heckling and bizarre animal noises, Speaker Nadir brought back COVID rules to limit journalists to five, Ali told Belize to follow Guyana’s lead on food security, WIN and APNU both trashed the budget for different reasons, and a beloved Rupununi tour guide was murdered over cattle rustling.
Read More → February 3, 2026 • 5 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Response
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle cover to cover, watches the budget debate livestream from Queens, and can’t believe the opposition opened with a gold-smuggling MP demanding mining transparency.
Read More → February 3, 2026 • 6 min readYouTube
Scripts
60-second and 4-minute HeyGen-ready scripts for Tuesday’s Daily Brief covering budget debates, Speaker media lockout, and Ali in Belize.
Read More → February 2, 2026 • 5 min readDaily Brief
News
Budget 2026 debate opens in the National Assembly, the Acting CJ rules on the Mohameds extradition challenge TODAY, Georgetown’s newest hotel opens, Mashramani gets $120M, and cattle rustlers allegedly killed a Rupununi conservationist. Your Monday morning news circus from all four papers.
Read More → February 2, 2026 • 5 min readCaribbean Brief
Regional News
Barbados heads to polls February 11 with Mottley seeking a historic third term, Trinidad reels from CCTV footage of a police shooting, Carnival season kicks into high gear, and West Indies prep for T20 World Cup. Your regional Caribbean news roundup.
Read More → February 2, 2026 • 8 min readSpeedeet & Wilar
Youth Stories
Everybody on Pike Street know dat de BEST julie mango tree belong to Miss Doreen. Everybody also know dat Miss Doreen does guard dem mango like gold. So when Speedeet come up wid a plan to ’liberate’ some mango… well, yuh know how DIS gon end.
Read More → February 2, 2026 • 4 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Response
Uncle Ramesh reads the papers independently and finds plenty to celebrate: Budget 2026’s massive investments, a fancy new Georgetown hotel, record tourism numbers, and the UK rolling out the red carpet for Guyana. The opposition? Still complaining.
Read More → February 2, 2026 • 4 min readYouTube Scripts
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