Uncle Ramesh Sees It Differently – Thursday, April 9, 2026

Uncle Ramesh Sees It Differently

Thursday, April 9, 2026

A pro-government perspective on the week’s events, brought to you by a man who has never once questioned a press release.

THE CASH GRANT APP IS WORKING FINE (FOR SOME DEFINITION OF FINE)

Look, 150,000 people have received or are in the process of receiving their $100,000 cash grant. That is a lot of people. Finance Minister Ashni Singh announced this himself, on Facebook, at night, which is the sign of a man who is dedicated. Yes, some people say the app is slow. Some people say the facial recognition rejected their fifteen-year-old ID photo. But Uncle Ramesh asks: have you considered that the app is simply very thorough? The government has promised the portal will remain open. Help desks are being established. Cheques are being printed for Region Nine residents who don’t have bank accounts. This is a comprehensive rollout. The people who are complaining have simply never been responsible for distributing money to a nation before and therefore lack perspective.

Auntie Cheryl's T&T Round-Up – April 8, 2026

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! Auntie Cheryl here from Chaguanas and I have so much to talk about today I barely know where to start! The coffee already done brew and I sitting down with my tablet and I ready!

KAMLA GOING TO VENEZUELA — SHE NOT PLAYING

Did everyone hear?? PM Kamla say she sending a delegation to Venezuela to get back T&T’s oil and gas money! Chile, this woman does not PLAY. You think anybody else would have gone and said that at a fire tender ceremony in Penal? Not everybody have that energy. She stood up there and basically said: we coming for what belong to we, and I am HERE for it.

Bam-Bam Sally and de Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026

⚠️ FULL DISCLAIMER: Bam-Bam Sally and de Rumour Mill is 100% fictional satire. Every character, situation, name, and rumour in this column is invented for entertainment purposes only. No real persons are identified, targeted, or described. This content complies fully with Guyana’s Cybercrime Act. If you think this is about you, it is not, because none of it is about anyone.

“Sally mouth big but Sally heart bigger. Mostly de mouth though.”

Caribbean Daily Brief – April 8, 2026

Good Wednesday, Caribbean. The World Bank has issued its regional economic update and the news is, as the Bank likes to say, “mixed.” Translation: some of you are fine, some of you are not, and Guyana is in a different report entirely.

THE NUMBERS

The World Bank projects 2.1 percent growth for Latin America and the Caribbean in 2026, down from 2.4 percent last year. Highlights for the region:

• Barbados: 2.7 percent this year, 3.0 next. Solid.
• Jamaica: minus one percent this year, 3.2 percent next. This is the economic equivalent of a bad quarter being followed by optimism about the next quarter, which is what economists say when they have nothing more useful to offer.
• Guyana: 16.3 percent this year. 23.5 percent in 2027. We’ve mentioned this. We’re not going to stop mentioning it.
• T&T: Not in the headlines on growth, but very much in the headlines on gas.

TRINIDAD GOING TO VENEZUELA TO GET ITS GAS BACK

Cousin Leroy's Jamaica Dispatch – April 8, 2026

Yo, big up to everyone reading from the Bronx! Cousin Leroy here with the latest Jamaica vibes, posting from my apartment on Jerome Avenue where I have not been to Jamaica since 2019 but I stay very informed through my cousin Marcia who forwards me things on WhatsApp.

THE ECONOMY THING

People telling me Jamaica economy went down. Minus one percent or something. Listen, I don’t know much about that, but I DO know that every time I go back to visit (2019), the food was amazing, the people were warm, and nobody was walking around looking sad about any percent. So I’m not too worried. The World Bank doesn’t eat jerk chicken. What do they know.

Guyana Daily Brief – Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Good morning, Guyana. Oil is flowing, money is missing, and a policeman is on video threatening to murder a man. Wednesday.

OIL MONEY CAME IN. ALL OF IT.

Guyana collected US$761 million in oil revenue in the first quarter of 2026. That is a lot of money. The government would like you to focus on this number and not on any of the other numbers in today’s brief.

GOVERNMENT DENIES SECRET PAYOUT. CONFIRMS SECRET PAYOUT.

Miss Violet's Barbados Bulletin – April 8, 2026

Good morning, children. Miss Violet here. Pull up a chair. There is a great deal to cover and I will not be rushing.

ON THE WORLD BANK REPORT

The World Bank has released its Caribbean Economic Update. Barbados is projected to grow 2.7 percent this year and 3.0 percent next. This is respectable. This reflects sound monetary management, a stable tourism sector, and a government that has, on balance, not made things dramatically worse. We do not celebrate mediocrity, but we do acknowledge competence where it exists.

Ramesh Sees It Differently – April 8, 2026

Good morning. Ramesh here. A lot of negativity out there this Wednesday. Let us set the record straight.

US$761 MILLION. YOU ARE WELCOME.

Guyana collected three-quarters of a billion US dollars in oil revenue in the first quarter of 2026. Let that land for a moment. Three. Quarters. Of. A. Billion. US. Dollars. In one quarter.

This government built that. This government negotiated those contracts, developed that infrastructure, maintained the institutional relationships with Exxon, Hess, and CNOOC that made this production possible, and created the conditions for that revenue to flow into the national treasury at this scale and at this speed. Other countries have oil. Not all of them have the leadership to monetise it responsibly, sustainably, and at pace. Guyana does. Let the number sit with you before you move on to whatever Kaieteur News has decided to be alarmed about today.

The Bajan Bugle – April 8, 2026

Good morning from Barbados, where the World Bank has confirmed that this island is growing at 2.7 percent this year and will grow at 3.0 percent in 2027. This is not spectacular. It is also not minus one percent, which is what Jamaica is doing this year. We note the distinction without gloating. The distinction speaks for itself.

THE WORLD BANK REPORT

The World Bank’s latest Caribbean Economic Update projects 2.1 percent growth for the Latin America and Caribbean region, below the 2.4 percent of 2025. The report cites “high borrowing costs, weak external demand, and inflationary pressures from geopolitical uncertainty.” It is a thorough document and largely confirms what anyone with a utility bill already knew.

The Rumour Mill — April 8, 2026

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: The Rumour Mill is entirely fictional satire. All characters, situations, and “rumours” presented here are invented for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental. This content is produced in compliance with Guyana’s Cybercrime Act. No real individuals are identified or targeted.

“If yuh ain’t hear it from me, yuh ain’t hear it at all.” — Bam-Bam Sally, every Wednesday since she had a tongue

The Trini Dispatch – April 8, 2026

Good morning from Port of Spain, where the Prime Minister has announced she is sending a delegation to Venezuela to collect oil and gas money that T&T partly owns. This is the geopolitical equivalent of going to your neighbour’s house to politely retrieve the lawnmower you lent him three governments ago. Good luck to the delegation.

KAMLA ON VENEZUELA: “WE WANT WE GAS”

PM Kamla Persad-Bissessar, at a fire tender handover ceremony in Penal — because that’s where major international energy policy gets announced — said a diplomatic delegation will shortly depart for Venezuela to ensure T&T gets its “just share” of oil and gas it partly owns through the NGC. The National Gas Company has interests in Venezuelan fields. Those fields are currently managed by a government that manages things in its own particular way.

The Yard Report – April 8, 2026

Good morning from Kingston, where the World Bank has confirmed what everybody in this yard already knew: Jamaica’s economy went backward this year. Minus one percent. The Bank says we will grow 3.2 percent in 2027, which is the economic equivalent of telling someone who tripped on a kerb that they’ll probably walk fine next year.

Guyana is growing 23.5 percent in 2027, for context. Just leaving that there.

STUDENTS EXPOSED TO SEX IN SCHOOL SHELTERS

Weekly Progress Report — April 8, 2026

The Progress Report: tracking what is actually being built, spent, investigated, and quietly not explained. Every Wednesday.

THIS WEEK’S NUMBER: US$761 MILLION

Guyana received US$761 million in oil revenue in the first quarter of 2026. That is the figure from Kaieteur News, which runs slightly higher than the G$159 billion figure in the Official Gazette due to differing accounting periods and exchange rates. Either way: large. Arriving. Quarterly. The Natural Resource Fund is the mechanism through which these funds are managed. The Fund’s reports are public. Reading them is an option available to every Guyanese citizen and is recommended as a hobby.

Caribbean Daily Brief — Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Regional news for the Caribbean diaspora — without the spin, with the context.

CARIFTA 2026 FINAL STANDINGS: JAMAICA DOMINANT, GUYANA STRONG

The 53rd CARIFTA Games concluded in St George’s, Grenada with Jamaica firmly atop the medal table — leading with gold in the sprint hurdles and capturing three of four relay titles on the final day, as records fell across multiple events. Shanoya Douglas completed her U20 sprint double with a new CARIFTA record in the 200 metres. For the host nation Grenada, the championships were well-run and the Kirani James Stadium proved a worthy venue. Regional athletics is in good health. The pipeline of talent coming through Caribbean junior programmes — Guyana’s relay quartet, Jamaica’s sprinters, Trinidad’s field athletes — suggests the next generation is ready.

Uncle Ramesh Reports — Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Uncle Ramesh writes from Queens, New York, where he has lived since 1987 and has strong opinions about a country he visits every three years.

Good morning everyone, Uncle Ramesh here from Queens.

CARIFTA! Six medals! Four gold! A NEW RECORD in the Mixed 4x400m relay! Tianna Springer, Malachi Austin, Olivia Solomon — these young people are representing Guyana at the highest level of Caribbean athletics and Uncle Ramesh is sitting here in Queens with his chest out so far it nearly touching the window. Four gold at CARIFTA. That is not small thing. That is what investment in youth athletics looks like. Guyana has been building this programme and the results are here for everyone to see.

The Daily Brief — Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Your 5-minute guide to what’s happening in Guyana — plain talk, no spin.

LINDSAYCA: FLYING PRIVATE ON YOUR MONEY WHILE YOUR LIGHTS ARE OUT

New reporting from Kaieteur News reveals that executives of Lindsayca — the Gas-to-Energy contractor currently failing to deliver electricity to Guyana — have been flying weekly from Houston to Georgetown on a private jet at an estimated cost of US$70,000 per week to the project. Since October 2022. The Hawker jet, registered as N17TV, refuels in Puerto Rico before touching down at Ogle. A flight manifest from February 21, 2026 — just after the Guyana Energy Expo — shows the plane carrying a collection of energy sector figures including the CEO of Fulcrum LNG, who until recently was a Commercial Vice President at ExxonMobil Guyana.

Caribbean Brief – Sunday, April 6, 2026

Your weekly look at what’s moving across the Caribbean — beyond Guyana’s borders.

CARICOM RALLIES BEHIND CUBA AS US BLOCKADE BITES

CARICOM governments are stepping up support for Cuba as the US economic blockade continues to squeeze the island. CARICOM Chairman Dr. Terrance Drew confirmed at the bloc’s 50th Regular Meeting that humanitarian aid — including solar panels, baby food, rice, flour, basic medical supplies, and water tanks — is being coordinated through the regional secretariat in Guyana. St. Kitts and Nevis has pledged $500,000, with the first $100,000 already deposited. Drew framed it simply: “Cuba has never turned its back on the Caribbean. We will not turn our backs on Cuba.” The first shipment dates are expected to be confirmed this week.

Cousin Leroy Seh — Jamaica, Monday April 6, 2026

Cousin Leroy writes from the Bronx, New York, where he has lived since 1994 and watches Jamaican politics like it is a sport, which it largely is.

Wah gwaan, people! Cousin Leroy checking in from the Bronx on this fine Monday morning to give all of you the real version of what happening back home.

First thing: the crime numbers. Thirty-three murders in January 2026. Thirty-three! Do you know what that means? That is the LOWEST January murder figure since they started keeping records in 2001. Twenty-five years of data and THIS government, under THIS Prime Minister, put up a number like that. Plan Secure Jamaica is working. The results are there in black and white. Cousin Leroy has been saying this for years — when you plan and you execute, you get results. Respect due to the security forces.

Caribbean Daily Brief — Monday, April 6, 2026

Regional news for the Caribbean diaspora — without the spin, with the context.

THE CARIBBEAN IS STILL PAYING TO SELL TO AMERICA

As of April 2026, most Caribbean goods still face a 10 per cent baseline import duty under Section 122 of the Trade Act of 1974. That number sounds modest until you remember that Caribbean producers of rum, processed foods, specialty goods and building products operate on margins where 10 percent is not a rounding error, it is the difference between competitive and not. Sir Ronald Sanders, writing in Kaieteur News this week, makes the point plainly: the Caribbean has not chosen to diversify away from the US market — it is being driven to do so. CARICOM states are now intensifying intra-regional sourcing and widening relationships with other international partners. This is what “diversification” looks like when it is not a strategy but a survival response.

The Yard Report — Jamaica Brief, Monday April 6, 2026

The Yard Report — straight talk from Kingston to Clarendon. No sugarcoating. No party line. Just yard.

JACDEN: THE SCANDAL THAT REFUSES TO SIT DOWN

The UHWI tax probe keeps producing headlines and the opposition keeps producing statements. JACDEN CEO Dennis Gordon, who is also an opposition shadow cabinet member, was told by Opposition Leader Mark Golding to step aside from the PAC and shadow cabinet pending the probe. Gordon’s response was essentially: no crime, no resign. Which is a position that has been taken before in Jamaican politics, usually by people who later regret taking it. The investigation concerns alleged tax irregularities at the University Hospital. The public is watching. The process is slow. Both of these things are very Jamaican.