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🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Saturday, January 31, 2026

Uncle Ramesh is a fictional character representing the passionate pro-government diaspora voice. His views are satirical and do not represent the positions of this publication.

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH RESPONDS

From: Ramesh Persaud, Queens, New York To: The Ungrateful Nation and Its Complainers

Aright, aright, aright! Leh me put down me cup of Demerara Gold tea and address some of dese stories because de Brief man does give you de news but he don’t give you de CONTEXT. And context is everything!

🌴 Caribbean Daily Brief – Saturday, January 31, 2026

Your daily roundup of what’s happening across the Caribbean — because Guyana is part of a bigger family!

🌴 CARIBBEAN HEADLINES — SATURDAY, JANUARY 31, 2026

🇯🇲 1. IMF APPROVES US$415 MILLION EMERGENCY AID FOR JAMAICA

De IMF executive board approved Jamaica’s request for emergency financial assistance of about US$415 million to help meet urgent balance-of-payments needs. Jamaica been dealing with de ripple effects of de US-Venezuela situation plus global economic headwinds. Dis is a massive lifeline for de island — but it come with strings, as IMF money always does. Andrew Holness government now balancing recovery with austerity. Caribbean people watching closely because what happen to Jamaica does set precedent for de whole region.

🎬 YouTube Scripts – Saturday, January 31, 2026

🎬 SCRIPT 1: 60-SECOND VERSION (YouTube Shorts / TikTok / Reels)

[AVATAR ON SCREEN — ENERGETIC, CASUAL TONE]

Hey Guyana! Happy Saturday! Here’s your 60-second Daily Brief for January 31st!

Budget 2026 dropped this week — one-point-five-five-eight TRILLION dollars! Biggest budget in Guyana’s HISTORY! Hundred-thousand-dollar cash grants for every citizen eighteen and over! The opposition calling it a rich man’s budget, the government calling it continuation and prosperity. Classic Guyana!

🎯 The Bounty Board – Saturday, January 31, 2026

The Bounty Board is a community service feature. We share notices in good faith but cannot verify all listings. Always use caution and verify information independently.

🎯 THE BOUNTY BOARD — JANUARY 31, 2026

Your community bulletin board for events, notices, and happenings across Guyana!

🏟️ EVENTS THIS WEEKEND

🏇 Banks Classic Horse Racing — TOMORROW, February 1 Port Mourant Turf Club, Berbice. Ten races, $12.75 million combined purse. First event of de Guyana Cup Nomination Series 2026. Gates open early. Bring yuh binoculars and yuh betting money!

📢 Bam-Bam Sally's Rumor Mill – Saturday, January 31, 2026

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is PURELY FICTIONAL entertainment. ALL characters, scenarios, and “rumors” are COMPLETELY MADE UP. No real persons, living or dead, are referenced or implied. This is satirical comedy about FICTIONAL situations. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. Please don’t call we lawyer. We ain’t got one. This publication complies with all applicable laws including the Cybercrime Act of Guyana. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

🚛 Back-a-Truck – Saturday, January 31, 2026

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Back-a-Truck is a FICTIONAL satirical classifieds column. ALL listings, persons, and scenarios are COMPLETELY MADE UP for entertainment purposes. No real persons, businesses, or products are referenced. Do NOT attempt to contact any “sellers” listed here — they don’t exist! FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

🚛 BACK-A-TRUCK! SATURDAY EDITION!

Aye! Back de truck up, people! January clearance sale happening! Everybody trying to offload before February and Mashramani expenses kick in!

🚗 DJ Roadblock Traffic Report - Friday, January 30, 2026

WHAPPEN GUYANA! Is yuh boy DJ Roadblock with de traffic vibes! 🎧🚗

🔴 FRIDAY AFTERNOON - EXPECT CHAOS!

Aye aye aye! Is Friday afternoon and EVERYBODY trying to leave work early! De roads looking BUSY busy busy!

📍 STANLEYTOWN BRIDGE - STILL A DISASTER

Location: West Bank Demerara, Stanleytown Status: 🔴 HEAVY DELAYS

Dat four-lane bridge STILL not finish! And de dust pollution got people coughing like they got COVID again!

Friday Brief: GRA Officers Fired Over Mohamed Vehicle Transfers, RUSAL Returns, and Christopher Ram Prescribes Fiscal Ozempic

Your 5-minute satirical summary of Guyana’s Friday papers. We read the news so you can laugh at it! 🇬🇾

🎯 THE BIG STORY: GRA Officers Fired Over Mohamed Vehicle Transfers

Well, well, well. The Guyana Revenue Authority (GRA) has terminated several employees and is preparing to charge them under the Anti-Money Laundering Act for allegedly helping sanctioned businessman Azruddin Mohamed transfer vehicles.

Yes, THAT Azruddin Mohamed. The newly minted Opposition Leader. The one the US Treasury says is involved in gold smuggling and money laundering. That one.

Uncle Ramesh Responds: GRA Doing Its Job, RUSAL Means JOBS, and Christopher Ram Needs to Relax

A Pro-Government Perspective from Queens, NY 🗽🇬🇾

Greetings from Queens, Beta!

Ayyo! Uncle Ramesh just finish me Friday coffee and I reading de papers online. And you know what? TODAY I actually agree with something in de Daily Brief!

GRA fired them officers who was helping Azruddin Mohamed transfer vehicles? GOOD!

See, this is what accountability look like! De government not playing favorites. When you break de law, you face consequences - whether you helping de opposition leader or not!

🦅 Patriots Portfolio - Friday, January 30, 2026

Investing in Guyana’s Future - For Patriots Who Want to Participate in the Boom 🇬🇾📈

📊 MARKET OVERVIEW

Welcome back, Patriots! Another week of economic developments in the fastest-growing economy in the Western Hemisphere!

🏦 GUYANA STOCK EXCHANGE UPDATE

Based on the latest GSE Session 1154 trading:

Analysis: Trading volume UP! More activity this session suggests continued investor interest despite global uncertainties.

Caribbean Daily Brief – Wednesday, January 29, 2026

Your regional roundup from across the Caribbean 🌴

🇯🇲 Jamaica Gets US$415 Million IMF Emergency Loan

The IMF Executive Board has approved Jamaica’s request for emergency financial assistance of approximately US$415 million to help meet urgent balance-of-payments needs. This comes as the region continues to navigate economic pressures from various global factors.

Jamaica’s Finance Minister is expected to outline how these funds will be deployed to stabilize the economy and protect vulnerable populations. The country has been a model for IMF structural adjustment programs in the past, but this emergency assistance signals ongoing challenges.

De Daily Brief – Wednesday, January 29, 2026

Your daily dose of Guyanese news, served with a side of pepper sauce 🌶️

💰 GRA Officers Getting Lock Up Over Azruddin Mohamed’s Fancy Cars

Well, well, well… remember how everybody was wondering how certain vehicles was getting through customs smoother than a greased-up mango seed? The Guyana Revenue Authority done fire several officers and now they heading to court for AML/CFT violations connected to transferring vehicles from our favourite US-sanctioned businessman, Azruddin Mohamed.

Uncle Ramesh Take – Wednesday, January 29, 2026

A Pro-Government Perspective from Queens, NY 🗽🇬🇾

Nephew and Niece Dem,

Greetings from Queens where the cold biting but my heart warm from reading about all the good things happening back home!

Let me tell you, I just finish reading through the Budget 2026 details and I nearly fall off me chair with joy! $1.558 TRILLION dollars! That is the biggest budget in Guyana history! And what the critics have to say? “Rich getting richer.” Eh-eh! When the country was poor and nothing wasn’t happening, dem same people was complaining. Now we building and spending, and dem still complaining!

Caribbean Brief: Mottley's Three-Peat, US Visa Crackdowns, and Airlines in Chaos

Barbados heads to polls February 11, Caribbean faces stricter US visa rules, and airlines are cutting routes left and right.

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Still Can't Give Credit Where Credit Due!

Uncle Ramesh responds to The Brief’s coverage of Budget 2026 and the Opposition Leader election from his couch in Queens, NY.

Wednesday Brief: The Fugitive is Official, Budget Bonanza Continues, and Mia Mottley Goes for the Three-Peat

Azruddin Mohamed is now officially Guyana’s Opposition Leader despite US indictments. Meanwhile, Budget 2026 promises keep rolling out and Barbados prepares for another Mottley landslide.

Caribbean Weekly Roundup: IMF Bailout for Jamaica, US Visa Crackdown, and Caribbean Airlines Chaos

Jamaica secures $415M IMF emergency funds, Caribbean Airlines closes Barbados hub, US cracks down on birth tourism across the region, and Venezuela conflict ripples through Caribbean tourism.

Speedeet & Wilar: De Chinese Restaurant Adventure

When Wilar’s uncle knows the owner of a Chinese restaurant near Kitty Cinema, the boys get a behind-the-scenes tour that changes everything Speedeet thought he knew about fried rice.

The Guyana Daily Brief - Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Budget 2026 aftermath: $1.588 trillion in promises, 15,000 house lots, a school for autistic children, and the opposition still can’t find the door to the National Assembly.

Uncle Ramesh: DIS IS HOW YOU BUILD A NATION! Budget 2026 is HISTORIC!

Uncle Ramesh celebrates Budget 2026 from Queens — praising the historic investments in housing, tourism, autism education, and agricultural development while wondering why opposition can’t find anything positive to say.