Speedeet and Wilar share dem thoughts on cricket, video games, school lunch, and why adults always saying ‘back in me days.’ Short takes from two 12-year-olds!
Read More →Speedeet got a plan fuh get de biggest mango from Mr. Chan shop yard, and Wilar know is trouble but he going anyway. Wha could go wrong?
Read More →Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!
Read More →Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.
Read More →Murders up 11% despite overall crime drop, new $123M search and rescue system launched, over 3,100 traffic offences in one week, and financial system reforms promised.
Read More →Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Read More →Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its record-breaking streak of doing absolutely nothing.
Today’s menu: Census numbers drop after a 4-year delay, oil wells still racing toward empty, Parliament enters Week 11 of ghosting us, and unauthorized supermarkets get shut down faster than you can say “planning permission.” Also, Guyana can’t say no to the US. Shocking, we know.
Read More →Straight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown
Listen, I’m reading all these opposition newspapers complaining about the census taking 4 years. You know what? They don’t understand how real governance works.
Let me break it down for you.
All these critics crying “4 years is too long!” You know what I say? Quality over speed!
878,674 people on census day 2022
956,044 projected by end 2024
Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.
Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!
Mohamed Appeals: 47 (their lawyer’s yacht fund thanks you)
Read More →Your Uncle from the Diaspora Who Actually Reads Past the Headlines
Greetings from Toronto, where it cold like ice but me heart warm with pride! ☕
Ayuh know Uncle Ramesh don’t like to complain. Me sit down every morning with me tea, reading all four newspapers, and today me had to say – why everybody so negative? The government doing WORK! But all some people want to do is find fault. Well, not today. Today, Uncle Ramesh going set the record straight.
Read More →Sunday, January 11, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]
Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!
And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!
Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).
Read More →Your 5-Minute Sunday News Circus
Sunday, January 12, 2026
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Read More →Saturday, January 10, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]
Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!
Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!
Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.
The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”
Read More →Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus
Saturday, January 10, 2026
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Read More →Friday, January 9, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]
STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!
This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?
Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).
The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”
Read More →Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
Friday, January 9, 2026
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Read More →Thursday, January 8, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]
Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.
This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!
Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.
Read More →Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
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Y’all, the Americans just Uber-kidnapped an entire president. Not even DoorDash is that efficient.
Read More →Your daily dose of Guyanese news with comedy!
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Title: “Budget 2026: $1.588 TRILLION! What You Need to Know | Guyana News”
Description: Budget 2026 just dropped! $1.588 trillion in spending, 15,000 house lots, Guyana’s FIRST autism school, and record tourism numbers. Here’s your 60-second breakdown! 🇬🇾
#GuyanaNews #Budget2026 #Guyana #Caribbean
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What’s up Guyana? Budget 2026 just dropped and the numbers are MASSIVE!
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