Bounty Board — April 11, 2026

⚠️ The Bounty Board is satirical fiction. All ‘wanted notices’ target fictional situations, systems, and concepts — never real individuals. Published every Saturday.

🎯 BOUNTY BOARD

Week of April 6–11, 2026

“Wanted: answers. Reward: closure.”

🔴 WANTED: THE CORENTYNE RIVER FEES SOLUTION

Status: At large since approximately forever Last seen: Being discussed at a press conference Description: A bilateral agreement between Guyana and Suriname that would resolve the controversial charges imposed on vessels using the Corentyne River. Described as “imminent” multiple times. Has not appeared. Reward: Regional trade goodwill and the gratitude of every boat captain on the river Tip line: Ask the Ministry. Then ask again. Then wait.