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Back-A-Truck — March 24, 2026: This Week's Deals and Market Finds

🚛 BACK-A-TRUCK
What’s Moving, What’s Worth It, What to Watch
Week of March 24, 2026

Back-A-Truck tracks market conditions, price movements, and notable deals across Georgetown and beyond. All prices are observational and may vary. Not a shopping service. Just a guide.

🛒 THIS WEEK’S MARKET WATCH

PRODUCE

Bora: Price contested this week at multiple markets. Vendors holding firm. Worth shopping around. Quality is good right now — dry season conditions have been kind to the bora.

Back-A-Truck — March 19, 2026

Back-A-Truck: Guyana’s fictional marketplace. All listings fictional. All prices negotiable. No returns.

FOR SALE: One nearly-functioning ceiling fan. Does work. Does also make a sound like a small helicopter preparing for takeoff. You will get used to it. Selling because wife says she can’t think. $4,500 or best offer. Call after 6pm when she sleeping.

WANTED: A tradesman who will actually show up on the day agreed. Not the day after. Not three days after. Not “later in the week.” THE. DAY. AGREED. Willing to pay premium. Willing to cook lunch. Will write a testimonial. Will name firstborn after you if necessary. Please be real.

🚛 Back-a-Truck — Saturday, February 7, 2026

De people’s marketplace! Fictional buy, sell, trade, and barter from all corners of Guyana. Back-a-truck and come see wha we got!

🚛 Back-a-Truck – Saturday, January 31, 2026

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: Back-a-Truck is a FICTIONAL satirical classifieds column. ALL listings, persons, and scenarios are COMPLETELY MADE UP for entertainment purposes. No real persons, businesses, or products are referenced. Do NOT attempt to contact any “sellers” listed here — they don’t exist! FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.

🚛 BACK-A-TRUCK! SATURDAY EDITION!

Aye! Back de truck up, people! January clearance sale happening! Everybody trying to offload before February and Mashramani expenses kick in!