February 12, 2026 • 3 min readThe Rumor Mill
Bam-Bam Sally
Chile, CHILE. Bam-Bam Sally ain’t sleep since yesterday and I ain’t plan to sleep tonight neither because this SOCU business got Georgetown buzzing like Stabroek Market on a Saturday morning.
Rumor #1: Freedom House Got Very Busy Last Night
Now Sally ain’t saying and Sally ain’t implying, but a VERY reliable source — and by reliable I mean she does sell doubles right across the road from Freedom House — tell me that some VERY interesting activity was happening at PPP headquarters last night. Vehicles pulling up. Papers moving. People looking nervous.
Read More → February 7, 2026 • 5 min readBam-Bam Sally
Entertainment
Bam-Bam Sally back with de freshest fictional gossip! Carnival costumes, stadium VIP passes, mining camp drama, and who wedding get postpone AGAIN!
Read More → January 31, 2026 • 5 min readThe Rumor Mill
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is PURELY FICTIONAL entertainment. ALL characters, scenarios, and “rumors” are COMPLETELY MADE UP. No real persons, living or dead, are referenced or implied. This is satirical comedy about FICTIONAL situations. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. Please don’t call we lawyer. We ain’t got one. This publication complies with all applicable laws including the Cybercrime Act of Guyana. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
Read More → January 24, 2026 • 6 min readRumor Mill
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a SATIRICAL gossip column. ALL names, characters, and scenarios are ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This is meant for entertainment purposes only. No actual gossip or real people are referenced here.
🎤 WAH GWAAN GUYANA! IS BAM-BAM SALLY HERE WITH DE TEA! ☕
Chile, dis week been SPICY! Me phone ringing off de hook with people wanting to share dem stories. So grab yuh doubles, sit down good, and let Bam-Bam tell yuh wah going on in de streets!
Read More → January 19, 2026 • 6 min readThe Rumor Mill
⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is ENTIRELY FICTIONAL and for entertainment purposes ONLY. All characters, names, businesses, places, events, and incidents in dis column are either de products of de author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Dis is SATIRE, not news. If yuh tek dis serious, dat’s on YOU!
🔥 CHILE! IS YUH GIRL BAM-BAM SALLY!
Grab yuh mauby and pull up a chair because dis week? DIS WEEK DE TEA SO HOT IT COULD BOIL COOK-UP!
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