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☕ Monday Brief: Former Finance Minister Admits Exxon Exploited Us, Venezuela Border Watch, and Pay-To-Party Culture

Your 5-minute satirical summary of Guyana’s Monday papers. We read the news so you can laugh at it!

🎯 The Big Story: Former Finance Minister Finally Says What We All Knew

Former Finance Minister Winston Jordan has officially admitted what your taxi driver, your auntie, and every rum shop philosopher has been saying for years: Guyana was exploited by Exxon during the 2016 oil contract negotiations.

In a recent live broadcast, Jordan explained the circumstances: Venezuela was threatening with Essequibo claims, the rice and sugar industries were failing, and the government needed money to fight the border case at the ICJ.

🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds: Jordan Finally Talking Truth, Border Security Strong, and Mash Coming!

Uncle Ramesh’s pro-government perspective from Queens, NY. He reads the same news and sees something completely different!

🎯 Finally! Winston Jordan Admits APNU+AFC Messed Up

Eh eh! So now Winston Jordan, the former APNU+AFC Finance Minister, finally come out and admit what we been saying all along - THEY signed a bad deal with Exxon!

Not PPP. Not Jagdeo. Not Ali. THEM.

Jordan himself say Guyana was “exploited” and they signed away 600 blocks instead of 60. He blaming Venezuela pressure and failing industries, but lemme tell you something - that’s called making excuses for incompetence.