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Uncle Ramesh: De Report-A-Hole FACTS (With Receipts!)

January 16, 2026 • 7 min read

Uncle Ramesh Response

LISTEN HERE NAH! 📊

So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!

Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!

(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) 😂

De REAL Numbers (Not De Comedy Version)

What Comedy Crew Said:

70 potholes reported
2 fixed
Success rate: 2.8%
Uncle Ramesh = Comedy goldmine

What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):

📈 Weekly Progress Report: January 8-15, 2026

January 15, 2026 • 4 min read

Progress Report Government Achievements

A factual summary of PPP/C government accomplishments for the week of January 8-15, 2026. No commentary, just documented achievements and initiatives.