Government Apps

Uncle Ramesh: De Report-A-Hole FACTS (With Receipts!)

LISTEN HERE NAH! 📊

So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!

Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!

(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) 😂

De REAL Numbers (Not De Comedy Version)

What Comedy Crew Said:

• 70 potholes reported
• 2 fixed
• Success rate: 2.8%
• Uncle Ramesh = Comedy goldmine

What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):

Daily Laugh: De Report-A-Hole Disaster

Government Goes High-Tech! 📱

Ministry of Public Works proud to unveil their revolutionary new app: “Report-A-Hole”

Minister at launch ceremony: “This app will TRANSFORM infrastructure management in Guyana!”

Uncle Ramesh, sitting front row, already downloading it before Minister finish talking.

Speedeet whisper: “Bai, you even know how to use app?”

Uncle Ramesh: “How hard it could be? Is just button and camera!”

Famous last words.

Monday Morning: De Beginning

6:00 AM - Uncle Ramesh Mission Starts

Tuesday's Guyana Brief: Apps, Laws, and Courtroom Drama

Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!