GuySuCo Chaos

Monday's Guyana Brief: The Week Starts With a Yelling

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.

Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.

Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!

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