Infrastructure

🚗 DJ Roadblock – Friday, February 13, 2026

DJ Roadblock’s Friday traffic and infrastructure report. Today: flooding edition.

📊 Weekly Progress Report: February 5-11, 2026

This week’s government achievements: Budget 2026 approvals rolling through Committee of Supply, Gas-to-Energy at 68%, new Amerindian hostel funded, recycling centre launched, and 30 bad contractors blacklisted.

DJ Roadblock's Friday Traffic Report: More Road, More Traffic, More Vex

DJ Roadblock brings you the Friday traffic chaos report — Dem Boys nailed it: more road just means more traffic. Plus the Eccles roundabout is still a parking lot, and the East Bank corridor has drivers questioning their life choices.

Monday Brief: Budget Day Showdown, Opposition's 'Fugitive' Gets His Day, and Berbice Gets a Stadium

It’s the Super Bowl of Guyanese politics: Budget 2026 drops while the opposition elects an ‘international fugitive’ as their leader. Plus hotels, stadiums, and that $100,000 cash grant everyone’s been waiting for.

Progress Report: Linden-Mabura Road at 62%, Gas-to-Energy Deadlines Extended, Bayrock Stadium Opens Jan 31

Tracking what the government promised vs what’s actually happening. This week: Linden-Mabura road hits 62%, gas plant deadlines pushed back (again), and Linden finally getting its stadium.

Wednesday Brief: Speaker Nadir Says Electing 'International Fugitive' Would Stain Parliament, 70kg Cocaine Bust, Belgium Wants to Build Our Ports

Speaker Nadir drops the ‘international fugitive’ bomb on WIN, 70kg of cocaine found in Parika, Belgium wants to help build our ports, IATA talks airport improvements, and AG Nandlall schools Charrandass on what ‘fugitive offender’ actually means.

Progress Report: Government Promises vs Reality Check - January 2026

Tracking what the government promised vs what’s actually happening. This week: Solar farms on track, garbage collection off track, and the eternal question of when that overpass is coming.

☕ Monday Brief: Former Finance Minister Admits Exxon Exploited Us, Venezuela Border Watch, and Pay-To-Party Culture

Your 5-minute satirical summary of Guyana’s Monday papers. We read the news so you can laugh at it!

🎯 The Big Story: Former Finance Minister Finally Says What We All Knew

Former Finance Minister Winston Jordan has officially admitted what your taxi driver, your auntie, and every rum shop philosopher has been saying for years: Guyana was exploited by Exxon during the 2016 oil contract negotiations.

In a recent live broadcast, Jordan explained the circumstances: Venezuela was threatening with Essequibo claims, the rice and sugar industries were failing, and the government needed money to fight the border case at the ICJ.

🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds: Jordan Finally Talking Truth, Border Security Strong, and Mash Coming!

Uncle Ramesh’s pro-government perspective from Queens, NY. He reads the same news and sees something completely different!

🎯 Finally! Winston Jordan Admits APNU+AFC Messed Up

Eh eh! So now Winston Jordan, the former APNU+AFC Finance Minister, finally come out and admit what we been saying all along - THEY signed a bad deal with Exxon!

Not PPP. Not Jagdeo. Not Ali. THEM.

Jordan himself say Guyana was “exploited” and they signed away 600 blocks instead of 60. He blaming Venezuela pressure and failing industries, but lemme tell you something - that’s called making excuses for incompetence.

The New Georgetown: How Guyana's Capital is Transforming

A Monthly Feature Celebrating Guyana’s Progress

Walk down Main Street today, and you’ll see something remarkable happening. Georgetown, once known for its colonial charm mixed with urban challenges, is undergoing a transformation that would have seemed impossible just five years ago.

The Numbers Tell the Story

Since 2020, Georgetown has seen:

• 40+ new businesses opening on Main Street alone
• $500 million invested in waterfront development
• 300% increase in tourism infrastructure
• 12 new hotels under construction or recently opened

Beyond the Statistics

But the real story isn’t in the numbers—it’s in the people.

Uncle Ramesh: De Report-A-Hole FACTS (With Receipts!)

LISTEN HERE NAH! 📊

So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!

Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!

(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) 😂

De REAL Numbers (Not De Comedy Version)

What Comedy Crew Said:

• 70 potholes reported
• 2 fixed
• Success rate: 2.8%
• Uncle Ramesh = Comedy goldmine

What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):

Daily Laugh: De Report-A-Hole Disaster

Government Goes High-Tech! 📱

Ministry of Public Works proud to unveil their revolutionary new app: “Report-A-Hole”

Minister at launch ceremony: “This app will TRANSFORM infrastructure management in Guyana!”

Uncle Ramesh, sitting front row, already downloading it before Minister finish talking.

Speedeet whisper: “Bai, you even know how to use app?”

Uncle Ramesh: “How hard it could be? Is just button and camera!”

Famous last words.

Monday Morning: De Beginning

6:00 AM - Uncle Ramesh Mission Starts

📈 Weekly Progress Report: January 8-15, 2026

A factual summary of PPP/C government accomplishments for the week of January 8-15, 2026. No commentary, just documented achievements and initiatives.

Tuesday's Guyana Brief: Apps, Laws, and Courtroom Drama

Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Jokes About Laws While Missing the Point Entirely!

Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.

🔍 [CRITICAL] Monday Brief: Crime Stats, Search & Rescue Upgrade, and Traffic Chaos

Murders up 11% despite overall crime drop, new $123M search and rescue system launched, over 3,100 traffic offences in one week, and financial system reforms promised.