Uncle Ramesh: Why All This Oil Drama Is Just Opposition Noise

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾

Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown

Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! 🌎

Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.

🛢️ THE OIL “CRISIS” THAT ISN’T

De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!

Friday's Guyana Brief - Oil Wells Racing to Empty, Speaker Races to India

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, our Speaker fled to India while Parliament remains closed, and Exxon’s 75% “expense deduction” makes Nigerian email scams look amateur.

Today’s menu: The Great Oil Heist exposed (75% goes to “costs”), Speaker escapes to India during constitutional crisis, French Ambassador politely suggests democracy might be nice, Mashramani launches because at least we can party, and President Ali promises no Venezuela deals (this time he means it, promise).

Tuesday's Guyana Brief - Census Drops After 4 Years, Democracy Still Missing

Good morning, Guyana! ☕

Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its record-breaking streak of doing absolutely nothing.

Today’s menu: Census numbers drop after a 4-year delay, oil wells still racing toward empty, Parliament enters Week 11 of ghosting us, and unauthorized supermarkets get shut down faster than you can say “planning permission.” Also, Guyana can’t say no to the US. Shocking, we know.