De Boys Seh: Exxon Collecting Ships Like Sticker Book

De Boys Seh is overheard commentary from a fictional rum shop somewhere in Georgetown. The boys have opinions about everything and expertise in nothing. All characters are fictional.

De boys seh Exxon just buy de fourth oil ship and now dem own ALL four. De boys seh dat is like somebody renting yuh house, buying all de furniture, putting in dey own locks, and den telling you “but is still YOUR house though.” De boys seh de house might be yours on paper but try and sit down in de living room and see what happen.

Friday's Guyana Brief - Venezuela Still Scary, MP Falls in Parliament, 53,000 Weed Plants Burned, and the Budget Debate Rolls On Like a Runaway Canter

President Ali tells the army ‘don’t blink’ on Venezuela, an MP fractures her ankle falling in Parliament, police burn 53,000 cannabis plants in Linden, Kaieteur calls the budget ‘matchless propaganda,’ and Dem Boys Seh more road just means more traffic. Your 5-minute Friday news circus.

Tuesday's Guyana Brief — Budget Debate Opens With Animal Noises, Speaker Locks Out Press, and President Flies to Belize to Tell Them How Great Guyana Is

The 2026 budget debate opened with heckling and bizarre animal noises, Speaker Nadir brought back COVID rules to limit journalists to five, Ali told Belize to follow Guyana’s lead on food security, WIN and APNU both trashed the budget for different reasons, and a beloved Rupununi tour guide was murdered over cattle rustling.

Saturday Brief: D-Day for Opposition Leader Vote Tomorrow

Your satirhat look at today’s Guyanese newspapers — because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying 🇬🇾

🔥 THE BIG ONE: Opposition Leader Vote Set for Monday

The Story: After weeks of constitutional drama that would make a telenovela writer jealous, Speaker Manzoor Nadir has finally announced that Opposition MPs will meet Monday at 10:00 hrs to elect the Leader of the Opposition — right before the National Assembly presentation.

Uncle Ramesh Take: Why All Dis Noise About One Simple Vote?

Uncle Ramesh, retired accountant from Queens, NY, no longer reads all four papers online but still has PLENTY to say about Guyana 🇬🇾

Eh-eh! All Dis Drama Over Who Gon Lead De Losing Side?

Listen, me reading dis Brief dis morning and me nearly spit out me chai.

All dis NOISE about who gon be Opposition Leader? Bai, dem LOST de election! De people SPOKE! Now dem fighting over who gon be CAPTAIN of de TITANIC after it done hit de iceberg!

Uncle Ramesh: Why All This Oil Drama Is Just Opposition Noise

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾

Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown

Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! 🌎

Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.

🛢️ THE OIL “CRISIS” THAT ISN’T

De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!

Uncle Ramesh: Census Critics Don't Understand How Government Works

Uncle Ramesh’s Take

Straight Talk from Brooklyn to Georgetown

Listen, I’m reading all these opposition newspapers complaining about the census taking 4 years. You know what? They don’t understand how real governance works.

Let me break it down for you.

📊 CENSUS TOOK 4 YEARS? THAT’S CALLED BEING THOROUGH!

All these critics crying “4 years is too long!” You know what I say? Quality over speed!