February 17, 2026 • 8 min readDaily Brief
News
Opposition Leader arrested for being 35 minutes late to court. An NCN cameraman brought a gun to the same court. Hakeem Olajuwon wants to sell you a condo for US$150K. Stabroek News mourning continues. Ali wants a 6-week health campaign. And the US just blew up another boat in the Caribbean.
Read More → February 17, 2026 • 5 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Response
Uncle Ramesh reads the Chronicle from Queens and sets the record straight on Energy Conference, telemedicine, airports, health campaign, and Hakeem Olajuwon’s investment in Guyana.
Read More → February 13, 2026 • 7 min readDaily Brief
News
Stabroek News announces closure after 39 years. Georgetown swamped by 4-inch rainfall. Mohamed’s cambio evidence mounts. Mottley wins AGAIN. Oil boom stealing police officers. And rockets are launching from our backyard.
Read More → February 9, 2026 • 7 min readDaily Brief
News
Christopher Ram questions whether the Auditor General is actually auditing anything, 77 Cubans are screened for suspected human trafficking, more than 20 homes bulldozed in Circuitville, and Hetmyer smashes the fastest WI fifty in T20 World Cup history.
Read More → February 9, 2026 • 5 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates Hetmyer and Shepherd’s World Cup heroics, praises the Bayroc Stadium opening, and wonders why the Brief is obsessed with Christopher Ram.
Read More → January 29, 2026 • 5 min readDaily Brief
News
Your daily dose of Guyanese news, served with a side of pepper sauce 🌶️
💰 GRA Officers Getting Lock Up Over Azruddin Mohamed’s Fancy Cars
Well, well, well… remember how everybody was wondering how certain vehicles was getting through customs smoother than a greased-up mango seed? The Guyana Revenue Authority done fire several officers and now they heading to court for AML/CFT violations connected to transferring vehicles from our favourite US-sanctioned businessman, Azruddin Mohamed.
Read More → January 24, 2026 • 6 min readDaily Brief
Your satirical summary of Guyana’s news — Read all four papers in 5-6 minutes so you don’t have to!
🏛️ OPPOSITION LEADER DRAMA: THE LONGEST ELECTION EVER
The Headlines:
- APNU says they’ll likely abstain from Opposition Leader vote
- Mohamed says he’s “scared” ahead of Monday’s vote
- APNU warns cut borrowing for Budget 2026 as oil prices slide
The Brief:
So Monday’s the big day, right? Wrong. We’ve been saying “Monday’s the big day” since September. Azruddin Mohamed, the US-indicted gold dealer who somehow controls a quarter of the National Assembly, is apparently “scared” about the Opposition Leader vote. Scared of what? Losing? Winning? Having to explain to his American lawyers why he’s running a country instead of running from an extradition warrant?
Read More → January 21, 2026 • 5 min readUncle Ramesh
Opinion
Uncle Ramesh celebrates the Opposition Leader election announcement, defends Georgetown’s garbage situation, and explains why solar power proves the PPP is the best thing since sliced bread.
Read More → January 21, 2026 • 5 min readDaily Brief
Guyana News
Speaker Nadir finally schedules Opposition Leader vote for Monday while calling candidate an ‘international fugitive.’ Plus: Linden gets solar farms, Georgetown drowning in garbage, and the Mohameds saga continues. Your 5-minute news circus.
Read More → January 15, 2026 • 4 min readNews
Daily Brief
Muhammad Ibrahim becomes IICA Director-General, census data sparks housing debate, cybercrime law faces criticism, and AG slams courts for ignoring legislation.
Read More → January 15, 2026 • 5 min readOpinion
Uncle Ramesh
Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.
Read More → January 12, 2026 • 4 min readMagazine
The Mohamed family went from sanction targets to courtroom celebrities. This is the full story of how one family’s business empire became the center of Guyana’s biggest political controversy.
Read More → January 10, 2026 • 4 min readMagazine
Vice President Bharrat Jagdeo hasn’t held a press conference in three weeks. For a politician known for weekly media briefings, his sudden silence speaks volumes. We investigate what’s really happening behind closed doors.
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