April 10, 2026 • 4 min readTraffic Report
🚗 DJ ROADBLOCK — Friday April 10, 2026 🚗
Spinning the hits and dodging the potholes since forever
Goooood morning Georgetown! It is FRIDAY and DJ Roadblock is LIVE in your ears, your eyes, and unfortunately also in your windshield because traffic is not playing today, people. Buckle up. Literally. It is the law and also survival.
🔴 EAST BANK DEMERARA: FULL LOCKDOWN ENERGY
People. East Bank this morning is what the government would describe as “a dynamic transportation situation” and what everyone sitting in it is describing as something I cannot print. The usual suspects: school drop-off traffic converging with people heading to Georgetown for work, construction equipment parked in a way that suggests the operator believes cars are optional, and that one minibus that has decided its personal schedule supersedes all traffic laws and the concept of lanes.
Read More → March 27, 2026 • 3 min readTraffic Report
Disclaimer: DJ Roadblock’s Traffic Report is satirical commentary on Guyana’s road infrastructure and general traffic situations. No specific individuals are referenced or targeted. This is entertainment about SYSTEMS and SITUATIONS, not people.
🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GUYANA! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard, Friday afternoon edition — and bai, is a special week because the GOVERNMENT just CLAIMED twenty-two streets in Georgetown and now everybody arguing about who responsible for de potholes!
Read More → March 24, 2026 • 4 min readDJ Roadblock
Weekly Feature
🎵 [Air horn sound effect] 🎵
GOOD MORNING GUYANA! DJ ROADBLOCK IN DE BUILDING!
It’s your boy, spinning the hits AND the hazards, every week, right here on the Guyana Daily Brief. Buckle up — or don’t, apparently some people don’t — because we have ROAD NEWS.
🛣️ THIS WEEK’S ROAD CONDITIONS
GEORGETOWN CENTRAL
Status: CHAOTIC AS USUAL
Brickdam: Moving, but barely. Peak hours (7-9AM, 4-6PM) are still a test of patience and faith. DJ Roadblock recommends leaving earlier. DJ Roadblock knows nobody will leave earlier.
Read More → March 24, 2026 • 3 min readProgress Report
Weekly Feature
📋 THE PROGRESS REPORT
Tracking What Was Promised vs. What Actually Happened
Week of March 24, 2026
The Progress Report does not take political positions. It tracks things. Things either happened or they didn’t. The tracker doesn’t care who promised them.
✅ THINGS THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED THIS WEEK
1. Aubrey Barker-Ogle Road Linkage — OPEN
The promise: A road connection to bring relief and opportunity to residents in that corridor.
The result: Open. Residents report relief. ✅
Read More → February 13, 2026 • 2 min readDJ Roadblock
Weekly Feature
DJ Roadblock’s Friday traffic and infrastructure report. Today: flooding edition.
Read More → January 30, 2026 • 3 min readDJ Roadblock
Traffic
WHAPPEN GUYANA! Is yuh boy DJ Roadblock with de traffic vibes! 🎧🚗
🔴 FRIDAY AFTERNOON - EXPECT CHAOS!
Aye aye aye! Is Friday afternoon and EVERYBODY trying to leave work early! De roads looking BUSY busy busy!
📍 STANLEYTOWN BRIDGE - STILL A DISASTER
Location: West Bank Demerara, Stanleytown
Status: 🔴 HEAVY DELAYS
Dat four-lane bridge STILL not finish! And de dust pollution got people coughing like they got COVID again!
Read More → January 23, 2026 • 2 min readDJ Roadblock
Traffic
DJ Roadblock brings you the Friday evening traffic situation and weekend road conditions across Guyana.
Read More → January 22, 2026 • 3 min readProgress Report
Infrastructure
Tracking what the government promised vs what’s actually happening. This week: Linden-Mabura road hits 62%, gas plant deadlines pushed back (again), and Linden finally getting its stadium.
Read More → January 19, 2026 • 5 min readTraffic Report
Disclaimer: DJ Roadblock’s Traffic Report is satirical commentary on Guyana’s road infrastructure and general traffic situations. No specific individuals are referenced or targeted. This is entertainment about SYSTEMS and SITUATIONS, not people.
🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GUYANA! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard, dodging potholes like is a video game! Sunday edition, baby — even de roads need a day of rest, but dem ain’t getting one!
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