January 31, 2026 • 5 min readThe Rumor Mill
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is PURELY FICTIONAL entertainment. ALL characters, scenarios, and “rumors” are COMPLETELY MADE UP. No real persons, living or dead, are referenced or implied. This is satirical comedy about FICTIONAL situations. Any resemblance to actual events or persons is entirely coincidental. Please don’t call we lawyer. We ain’t got one. This publication complies with all applicable laws including the Cybercrime Act of Guyana. FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.
Read More → January 19, 2026 • 6 min readThe Rumor Mill
⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is ENTIRELY FICTIONAL and for entertainment purposes ONLY. All characters, names, businesses, places, events, and incidents in dis column are either de products of de author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Dis is SATIRE, not news. If yuh tek dis serious, dat’s on YOU!
🔥 CHILE! IS YUH GIRL BAM-BAM SALLY!
Grab yuh mauby and pull up a chair because dis week? DIS WEEK DE TEA SO HOT IT COULD BOIL COOK-UP!
Read More → January 15, 2026 • 7 min readThe Rumor Mill
Disclaimer: De Rumor Mill is purely fuh entertainment purposes. We ain’t vouching fuh de truth of any ah dese stories — dis is jus wha people talkin’ ‘bout pon de road, in de market, and ova de fence. If yuh know someting different, good fuh you. We jus reportin’ wha we hearin’!
🎯 Bam-Bam Sally’s Rumor Rating System
Before we dive in, leh me explain how I does rate dese rumors:
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