January 16, 2026 โข 7 min read Daily Laugh
Humor
Government Goes High-Tech! ๐ฑ Ministry of Public Works proud to unveil their revolutionary new app: “Report-A-Hole”
Minister at launch ceremony: “This app will TRANSFORM infrastructure management in Guyana!”
Uncle Ramesh, sitting front row, already downloading it before Minister finish talking.
Speedeet whisper: “Bai, you even know how to use app?”
Uncle Ramesh: “How hard it could be? Is just button and camera!”
Famous last words.
Monday Morning: De Beginning 6:00 AM - Uncle Ramesh Mission Starts
Read More โ January 15, 2026 โข 5 min read Opinion
Uncle Ramesh
Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.
Read More โ January 14, 2026 โข 5 min read News
Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!
Read More โ January 13, 2026 โข 5 min read Opinion
Uncle Ramesh
Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Read More โ January 13, 2026 โข 10 min read News
Good morning, Guyana! โ
Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its record-breaking streak of doing absolutely nothing.
Today’s menu: Census numbers drop after a 4-year delay, oil wells still racing toward empty, Parliament enters Week 11 of ghosting us, and unauthorized supermarkets get shut down faster than you can say “planning permission.” Also, Guyana can’t say no to the US. Shocking, we know.
Read More โ January 12, 2026 โข 6 min read News
Good morning, Guyana! โ
Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.
Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!
๐ TODAY’S NUMBERS Mohamed Appeals: 47 (their lawyer’s yacht fund thanks you)
Read More โ January 11, 2026 โข 6 min read Uncle Ramesh
Opinion
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Sunday, January 11, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]
Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!
And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!
Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).
Read More โ January 11, 2026 โข 5 min read
🇬🇾 THE GUYANA BRIEF 🇬🇾 Your 5-Minute Sunday News Circus
Sunday, January 12, 2026
Sponsored by: Lawyers Who Bill By The Appeal
Read More โ January 10, 2026 โข 6 min read Uncle Ramesh
Opinion
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Saturday, January 10, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]
Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!
Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!
Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.
รขลกยก 69,000 VOLTS: THE BRIEF FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”
Read More โ January 10, 2026 โข 5 min read
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus
Saturday, January 10, 2026
Sponsored by: Contractors Who Can't See 69,000-Volt Lines
Read More โ January 9, 2026 โข 5 min read Uncle Ramesh
Opinion
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Friday, January 9, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]
STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!
This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?
Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).
GE UNIT" - CUTE HEADLINE, WRONG TAKE The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”
Read More โ January 9, 2026 โข 5 min read
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
Friday, January 9, 2026
Sponsored by: Bridge Repair Funds (Just Kidding, Those Don't Exist)
Read More โ January 8, 2026 โข 6 min read Uncle Ramesh
Opinion
CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE Thursday, January 8, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]
Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.
This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!
Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.
Read More โ January 8, 2026 โข 5 min read
E GUYANA BRIEF 1> Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
Sponsored by: Strong Coffee & Questionable Life Choices
NG: MADURO GETS THE ULTIMATE SURPRISE PARTY STATS:
Y’all, the Americans just Uber-kidnapped an entire president. Not even DoorDash is that efficient.
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