Uncle Ramesh from Queens explains why the Opposition Leader delay is actually democracy at work, the Police Academy scandal is opposition propaganda, and Georgetown garbage is a City Hall problem.
Read More →Speaker Nadir finally schedules Opposition Leader vote for Monday while calling candidate an ‘international fugitive.’ Plus: Linden gets solar farms, Georgetown drowning in garbage, and the Mohameds saga continues. Your 5-minute news circus.
Read More →Your 5-minute Guyanese news circus — now with 100% less cash grants ☕🇬🇾
What Happened: President Ali declared that future cash grants are “not sustainable,” warning that “some people would use this as a political opportunity.”
The Backstory: Just one year ago, the government was “committed to making future cash grants.” What a difference 365 days makes!
The Math:
Dem Boys Seh: “When election coming, cash grant sustainable. When election done, cash grant unsustainable. Is like magic — de money just disappear!”
Read More →From Queens, New York — Where we understand fiscal responsibility 🇬🇾🗽
Ah, another day, another set of headlines from Guyana that the critics want to twist into something negative. But Uncle Ramesh here to set the record straight for all my fellow Guyanese overseas who want to understand what’s REALLY happening in we homeland.
So the President said cash grants are “not sustainable,” and suddenly everybody vex? Let me ask you something: which responsible government just keeps handing out money without a plan?
Read More →Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat even supporters does wonder about.” All rewards are subject to availability, mood, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.
Awright family! Is Uncle Ramesh here, coming to you LIVE from me recliner in Queens!
Now look — me always saying de government doing GREAT tings. 37,000 solar panels! New airstrips! Bridges! Development EVERYWHERE!
Read More →⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: De Rumor Mill is ENTIRELY FICTIONAL and for entertainment purposes ONLY. All characters, names, businesses, places, events, and incidents in dis column are either de products of de author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is PURELY COINCIDENTAL. Dis is SATIRE, not news. If yuh tek dis serious, dat’s on YOU!
Grab yuh mauby and pull up a chair because dis week? DIS WEEK DE TEA SO HOT IT COULD BOIL COOK-UP!
Read More →Welcome to Back-a-Truck — where we showcase de tings you see in Guyana dat make you say “Wait… WHAT?!” Because in dis country, de unbelievable is just another Tuesday.
Location: Somewhere in Region Nine
Spotted by: A very confused government inspector
You know dem 37,000 solar panels de government distributing to hinterland communities? Beautiful initiative. Clean energy. Progress.
Read More →Another US$18M hotel opens, your medical records go online, President Ali says cash grants aren’t sustainable (after promising one), Women’s cricket squad stays undefeated, and Fruta Conquerors lose their president after 11 months.
Read More →Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are purely satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat everybody thinking but nobody saying.” All rewards are subject to availability, government approval, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.
Awright, awright, awright! Is Uncle Ramesh here. Now look, me always saying de government doing great tings. GREAT TINGS! But even me, de biggest supporter, got a few… let we call dem “curiosities.”
Read More →Uncle Ramesh’s Weekly Celebration of Guyanese Excellence
The Healer Who Never Bills Twice
Every week, Uncle Ramesh searches high and low for Guyanese who exemplify the True Patriot Spirit™ - that special combination of unwavering government support, photogenic community service, and the ability to appear at ribbon-cutting ceremonies on short notice.
This week, we celebrate Dr. Goldenheart Perseverance, a physician whose dedication to healing is matched only by her dedication to praising every new government health initiative, regardless of whether the clinic has running water.
Read More →Security guards caught with toy guns at supermarkets, US$8.14M solar farm lights up Charity, GBTI launches private banking for the rich, and Guyana Women seek redemption against Jamaica under the lights!
Read More →Welcome to Back-a-Truck, where we showcase de most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching sightings from around Guyana. If yuh see someting dat mek yuh say “Wait… wha?!” - send it to we!
📍 Location: Sheriff Street, Georgetown
📅 Spotted: Tuesday, January 14
One traffic cop writing three different tickets while standing directly in front of a ‘No Parking’ sign… dat he park in front of.
De irony so thick yuh could cut it wid a cutlass. We salute you, Officer. Rules fuh thee but not fuh me! 🫡
Read More →Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Friday, where our oil fields are being liquidated faster than a closing-down sale, our Speaker fled to India while Parliament remains closed, and Exxon’s 75% “expense deduction” makes Nigerian email scams look amateur.
Today’s menu: The Great Oil Heist exposed (75% goes to “costs”), Speaker escapes to India during constitutional crisis, French Ambassador politely suggests democracy might be nice, Mashramani launches because at least we can party, and President Ali promises no Venezuela deals (this time he means it, promise).
Read More →Ministry of Public Works proud to unveil their revolutionary new app: “Report-A-Hole”
Minister at launch ceremony: “This app will TRANSFORM infrastructure management in Guyana!”
Uncle Ramesh, sitting front row, already downloading it before Minister finish talking.
Speedeet whisper: “Bai, you even know how to use app?”
Uncle Ramesh: “How hard it could be? Is just button and camera!”
Famous last words.
6:00 AM - Uncle Ramesh Mission Starts
Read More →Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.
Read More →Attorney General scolds magistrates for ignoring laws, government promises 87 new apps, and President Ali discovers swamps can become highways (who knew?). Welcome to Tuesday in paradise!
Read More →Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!
Read More →Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Tuesday, where census data finally arrives (only 4 years late!) and Parliament continues its record-breaking streak of doing absolutely nothing.
Today’s menu: Census numbers drop after a 4-year delay, oil wells still racing toward empty, Parliament enters Week 11 of ghosting us, and unauthorized supermarkets get shut down faster than you can say “planning permission.” Also, Guyana can’t say no to the US. Shocking, we know.
Read More →Good morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.
Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!
Mohamed Appeals: 47 (their lawyer’s yacht fund thanks you)
Read More →Sunday, January 11, 2026
[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]
Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!
And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!
Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).
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