Monday's Guyana Brief: The Week Starts With a Yelling
January 12, 2026 • 6 min readGood morning, Guyana! ☕
Welcome to Monday, where last week’s problems are this week’s problems with a fresh coat of optimistic denial.
Nothing got fixed over the weekend. Shocked? You shouldn’t be.
Today’s menu: GuySuCo gets scolded (again), The Mohameds perfect the art of not leaving, crime stats achieve Olympic-level creativity, and we learn why complaining about bribery is somehow worse than actual bribery. Just another week in paradise!
📊 TODAY’S NUMBERS
Mohamed Appeals: 47 (their lawyer’s yacht fund thanks you)
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Sunday, January 12, 2026
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January 10, 2026 • 5 min readE GUYANA BRIEF 1>
Your 5-Minute Weekend News Circus
Saturday, January 10, 2026
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Your 5-Minute Guyana News Digest
Friday, January 9, 2026
Sponsored by: Bridge Repair Funds (Just Kidding, Those Don't Exist)
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NG: MADURO GETS THE ULTIMATE SURPRISE PARTY
Operation Speed: Faster than DoorDash
Caribbean Group Chat Status: Wild
Guyana's Official Response: Diplomatically Thrilled
Y’all, the Americans just Uber-kidnapped an entire president. Not even DoorDash is that efficient.
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