Uncle Ramesh Says: 'SOCU Doing Exactly What Law Enforcement Supposed To Do'

Alright, alright, alright. Leh me understand this properly.

A man who is sanctioned by the United States Treasury. A man who is indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami on 11 counts. A man whose family is accused of evading US$50 million in gold export taxes. A man who is literally facing extradition proceedings in Georgetown court right now.

And when SOCU searches his premises based on credible intelligence… that is political victimisation?

Uncle Ramesh Responds: 'ONE Point? That's PROGRESS, Beta!'

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the corruption index improvement, explains why 30 blacklisted contractors proves the government is WORKING, and has strong opinions about the Guyana flag at the Super Bowl.

👴🏾 Uncle Ramesh: Stadium Opening Day! PROGRESS You Can TOUCH! While Opposition Leader Talks Nonsense!

Uncle Ramesh from Queens celebrates the Bayroc Stadium opening, praises Ali’s mining support package, and has STRONG words about the Opposition Leader’s maiden speech.

🇬🇾 Uncle Ramesh Responds – Saturday, January 31, 2026

Uncle Ramesh is a fictional character representing the passionate pro-government diaspora voice. His views are satirical and do not represent the positions of this publication.

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH RESPONDS

From: Ramesh Persaud, Queens, New York To: The Ungrateful Nation and Its Complainers

Aright, aright, aright! Leh me put down me cup of Demerara Gold tea and address some of dese stories because de Brief man does give you de news but he don’t give you de CONTEXT. And context is everything!

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Still Can't Give Credit Where Credit Due!

Uncle Ramesh responds to The Brief’s coverage of Budget 2026 and the Opposition Leader election from his couch in Queens, NY.

Uncle Ramesh: DIS IS HOW YOU BUILD A NATION! Budget 2026 is HISTORIC!

Uncle Ramesh celebrates Budget 2026 from Queens — praising the historic investments in housing, tourism, autism education, and agricultural development while wondering why opposition can’t find anything positive to say.

🎯 Uncle Ramesh's Bounty Board - January 2026

Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat even supporters does wonder about.” All rewards are subject to availability, mood, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.

🎯 WELCOME TO DE BOUNTY BOARD

Awright family! Is Uncle Ramesh here, coming to you LIVE from me recliner in Queens!

Now look — me always saying de government doing GREAT tings. 37,000 solar panels! New airstrips! Bridges! Development EVERYWHERE!

🎯 Uncle Ramesh's Bounty Board - January 2026

Disclaimer: Uncle Ramesh is a proud supporter of de government. Dese bounties are purely satirical and offered in de spirit of “asking questions dat everybody thinking but nobody saying.” All rewards are subject to availability, government approval, and whether Uncle Ramesh remember he promise dem.

🎯 WELCOME TO DE BOUNTY BOARD

Awright, awright, awright! Is Uncle Ramesh here. Now look, me always saying de government doing great tings. GREAT TINGS! But even me, de biggest supporter, got a few… let we call dem “curiosities.”

Uncle Ramesh: Solar Success, Security Solutions, and Stop Crying Over Cricket!

Uncle Ramesh responds to the Daily Brief’s negativity with FACTS about solar investment, the government’s swift response to security issues, and a reminder that our women cricketers are STILL defending champions!

Uncle Ramesh: Why All This Oil Drama Is Just Opposition Noise

🇬🇾 UNCLE RAMESH’S TAKE 🇬🇾

Straight Talk from Queens to Georgetown

Greetings from New York, where is cold but not as cold as some people hearts when it come to seeing Guyana succeed! 🌎

Lawd, ayuh hear de noise today? Kaieteur News writing like we oil done finish and Parliament is some kind of dictatorship. Let Uncle Ramesh give ayuh de REAL story, not this opposition propaganda.

🛢️ THE OIL “CRISIS” THAT ISN’T

De Headline: “Oil wells running dry! Disaster!”
De Reality: We producing MORE oil than ever and making BILLIONS!

Uncle Ramesh: De Report-A-Hole FACTS (With Receipts!)

LISTEN HERE NAH! 📊

So De Comedy Crew done turn me into internet meme with their Report-A-Hole story. People stopping me at de market asking if I really plant cassava in potholes!

Time to SET DE RECORD STRAIGHT with ACTUAL NUMBERS and REAL FACTS!

(But yes, de cassava line was funny. I laughed.) 😂

De REAL Numbers (Not De Comedy Version)

What Comedy Crew Said:

• 70 potholes reported
• 2 fixed
• Success rate: 2.8%
• Uncle Ramesh = Comedy goldmine

What ACTUALLY Happened (After 3 Weeks):

😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Government Does De Math Right (For Once)

Uncle Ramesh does the math on the census data and discovers the government was actually planning ahead. Who knew? Plus, finally some people heading to jail.

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Jokes About Laws While Missing the Point Entirely!

Uncle Ramesh sets the record straight on judicial reforms, explains why apps ARE revolutionary, and defends the gas-to-energy project the Brief clearly doesn’t understand.

😊 [PRO-GOV] Uncle Ramesh: When De Numbers Tell De REAL Story

Uncle Ramesh explains why 25% crime reduction is actually amazing, and why spending $123M on safety makes sense. Progress is progress!

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Writes a Whole Article and STILL Misses The Point!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Sunday, January 11, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh on his verandah, Sunday paper in hand, reading The Brief’s Sunday edition, shaking his head so hard the neighbors looking]

Listen nah, it’s SUNDAY! Day of REST! Day of PEACE!

And this youngin’ at The Brief write the LONGEST article yet and STILL managing to miss every single point!

Let Uncle Ramesh break down where The Brief went wrong (AGAIN).

Uncle Ramesh: The Brief Discovers Math But Still Can't Add!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Saturday, January 10, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading Saturday’s Brief, calculator in hand, shaking his head at the math]

Listen nah, The Brief discovered MATH this weekend! They calculating 69,000 volts! They counting houses per day! They adding up murder rates!

Problem is: They still getting the CONCLUSIONS wrong!

Let Uncle Ramesh show this youngin’ how numbers ACTUALLY work.

âš¡ 69,000 VOLTS: THE BRIEF FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT

The Brief says: “Contractor almost killed himself”

Uncle Ramesh: So NOW The Brief Worries About Deportations? Where Was You Before?

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Friday, January 9, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh sipping his Friday coffee, reading The Brief’s “Storage Unit” headline, choking on his coffee]

STORAGE UNIT?! STORAGE UNIT?!

This youngin’ really called Guyana “America’s Storage Unit” and think he CLEVER?

Let Uncle Ramesh break down why The Brief got it HALF right and HALF wrong (as usual).

GE UNIT" - CUTE HEADLINE, WRONG TAKE

The Brief says: “Guyana volunteers as America’s storage unit”

Uncle Ramesh: This Youngin' Thinks Trump's a Hero? PLEASE!

CLE RAMESH’S HOT TAKE

Thursday, January 8, 2026

[Uncle Ramesh reading THE GUYANA BRIEF on his iPad, coffee in hand, shaking his head so hard his reading glasses almost fall off]

Listen nah, I just read this youngin’s “Guyana Brief” and my blood pressure went UP.

This child writing like Trump is some kinda superhero! “Uber-kidnapped a president!” Like is a GOOD thing?!

Let Uncle Ramesh school you on what REALLY happening here.