January 24, 2026 • 6 min readRumor Mill
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a SATIRICAL gossip column. ALL names, characters, and scenarios are ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This is meant for entertainment purposes only. No actual gossip or real people are referenced here.
🎤 WAH GWAAN GUYANA! IS BAM-BAM SALLY HERE WITH DE TEA! ☕
Chile, dis week been SPICY! Me phone ringing off de hook with people wanting to share dem stories. So grab yuh doubles, sit down good, and let Bam-Bam tell yuh wah going on in de streets!
Read More → January 24, 2026 • 3 min readBack-a-Truck
🚛 BACK-A-TRUCK WEEKEND EDITION!
De truck backing up with de freshest deals from de markets! Beep beep beep!
🥬 PRODUCE PRICES THIS WEEKEND
De markets BUSY dis Saturday! Budget coming Monday, so people stocking up before prices change. Here’s what we seeing:
Bourda Market (Early Morning Prices)
| Item | Price | Vendor Vibes |
|---|
| Tomatoes | $800-1000/lb | “Tek it or leave it, prices going up Monday!” |
| Ochro | $400/bundle | Sweet and fresh, come early! |
| Bora | $300/bundle | Plenty available |
| Plantains (ripe) | $200-300 each | Good quality dis week |
| Eddoes | $500/lb | Big and clean |
| Cassava | $400/lb | Fresh from de farm |
| Pumpkin | $300/lb | Cut to order |
Stabroek Market
| Item | Price | Notes |
|---|
| Chicken (whole) | $950/lb | Prices steady |
| Fish (Bangamary) | $1200/lb | Fresh catch! |
| Beef | $1400/lb | Get deh early |
| Shrimp | $2500/lb | Premium quality |
🔥 HOT DEALS SPOTTED
🥭 Mango Season Starting!
Julie mangoes starting to show up! First batch going for $500-700 each, but give it two weeks and prices gon drop. De mango man by Bourda back gate say “Two more weeks and everybody eating mango!”
Read More → January 23, 2026 • 2 min readDJ Roadblock
Traffic
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