📊 Patriots Portfolio – Friday, February 13, 2026
February 13, 2026 • 3 min readYour weekly economic snapshot. Budget 2026 allocations rolling in. Oil production steady. Stabroek News closure signals media market shift.
Read More →Your weekly economic snapshot. Budget 2026 allocations rolling in. Oil production steady. Stabroek News closure signals media market shift.
Read More →DJ Roadblock’s Friday traffic and infrastructure report. Today: flooding edition.
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🏇 Banks Classic Horse Racing — TOMORROW, February 1 Port Mourant Turf Club, Berbice. Ten races, $12.75 million combined purse. First event of de Guyana Cup Nomination Series 2026. Gates open early. Bring yuh binoculars and yuh betting money!
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Aye! Back de truck up, people! January clearance sale happening! Everybody trying to offload before February and Mashramani expenses kick in!
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Grab yuh mauby and pull up a chair because dis week? DIS WEEK DE TEA SO HOT IT COULD BOIL COOK-UP!
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🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GUYANA! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard, dodging potholes like is a video game! Sunday edition, baby — even de roads need a day of rest, but dem ain’t getting one!
Read More →Welcome to Back-a-Truck — where we showcase de tings you see in Guyana dat make you say “Wait… WHAT?!” Because in dis country, de unbelievable is just another Tuesday.
Location: Somewhere in Region Nine
Spotted by: A very confused government inspector
You know dem 37,000 solar panels de government distributing to hinterland communities? Beautiful initiative. Clean energy. Progress.
Read More →Welcome to Back-a-Truck, where we showcase de most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching sightings from around Guyana. If yuh see someting dat mek yuh say “Wait… wha?!” - send it to we!
📍 Location: Sheriff Street, Georgetown
📅 Spotted: Tuesday, January 14
One traffic cop writing three different tickets while standing directly in front of a ‘No Parking’ sign… dat he park in front of.
De irony so thick yuh could cut it wid a cutlass. We salute you, Officer. Rules fuh thee but not fuh me! 🫡
Read More →🎙️ WAAAAAH GWAAN GEORGETOWN! Is ya boy DJ Roadblock comin’ at you LIVE from de dashboard of me lil Raum, stuck behind a minibus dat ain’t move in 20 minutes!
Sheriff Street Crater Update: Dat pothole by de KFC? She get BIGGER, family. Man tell me he see a Fielder go down in deh last Tuesday and ain’t come back out yet. If you driving Sheriff Street, say a prayer and hug de left side.
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